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[challenge entry] *Recently moved to Devon*



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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha!!
we should print those and hand 'em out to tourists!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# or replace the freebie maps that are in tourist information shops
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# "Do I change here for Crack Den?"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *claps*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I'm in Smells of Urine right now...
You have a point...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I'm between Smells of Urine and the unnamed station in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I'm in Smells of Urine and I'm not even in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# BASTARD!
I looked so carefully!

GAAAAAAAAAH!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# just add horizontal lines either side and it can be Goatse Junction
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Strictly speaking so am I...
but I didn't want to mention that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Sounds like fun!
I've had very little experience of the London Underground. I think that's enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Is it possible to vomit with unhappiness?
I shouldn't be on here, I'm going to bring everyone down.

I don't suppose someone wants to hire a web designer with no experience and qualifications and train her up, do they? She's very nice, and she makes an excellent cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# mebbe
I'm probably leaving my job in the next few months and I need a replacement
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I have no idea how to design webs.
But I'd love to learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# s'easy
I do more print stuff though, but that's easier
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Oooh, that's manwife's area, is that.
He does litho stuff, and design.

I have no qualifications, save an apprenticeship in customer service, two mickey mouse a levels and some half decent GCSEs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# If I were to ignore my giggling,
you would still get a click for having 'Cunted-in-the-Fuck' in your image! \o/
*clickeroonies*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I seem to recall..
someone did a tube map where all the different stations were relatively mild swear words, with the exception of a DLR station called "Brutal Anal Rape".
nonetheless, I like yours cos it's rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hmm, now you come to mention it, I remember that too...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Just the three words Brutal Anal Rape
make me giggle like a loon. On a map, I may die.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I remember one where all the station names were replaced by anagrams
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ah, that was a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Mornington Crescent.
I win, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I have one on my wall where they are all replaced with real stuff
e.g. the northern line is philosophers, central is kings of England etc...

I only have it so I can refer people to it when they ask real transport questions and watch them get confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# That was a good idea poorly executed
in that the names of interchange stations should have been relevant to both line but weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# this is the exact same complaint I had about it
are you me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)