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# Q&D before it gets bindun to death...


'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)
# is that dustin hoffman and ewan mcgregor?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)
# lionel blair and alan cumming?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)
# DUSTIN AND EWAN!!
*shoves*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)
# LIONEL AND EWAN
*compromises*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)
# DUSTIN AND ALAN!
*being an idiot now*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Howdeeho.
Edinburgh people like your song.

Well, person. But she doesn't like much, bless her crotchetty soul, and she likes your song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hi di hi


guess which silly person just spent all week revising for an exam they thought was today a 9am and turns out it isn't for another two weeks?


it was me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Oh bless you.
Well at least you're prepared- now you don't have to do as much. I'm a crammer, it's always night before with me. Hence why at my GCSEs I got an eclectic mix of A,B,C,D and Es.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# i used to be able to do that
it always served me well at gcse and a level but i tried that last year at uni and I'm now repeating first year. ooops...
i don't usually prepare so much ahead but my ladywoman did that clever woman thing they do where they refuse to sleep with you unless you do as your told. clever girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Ah, yes, we know what's best for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)
# another two weeks to prepare?!
you'll OWN that exam!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# hope so :)
this one is on Creation to Revelation: the biblical narrative, fun fun fun. The others are way more interesting, Philosophy of space and time and the Ethics of life and death. nice to know i've got a week extra on this now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# heh
missing a trick with the 'most read' though, always added comedy value with only slight tweaking
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I know - hence Q&D.
Have a lot of w*rk to get through today but needed to get this out of my head after hearing about it on the breakfast news.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)
# bah Science
they turned me down this morning. Snobby cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)
# lets burn the witches!!
*brandishes pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:06, archived)
# SCIENCE turns no one down
it's snobby scientists that are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)
# SCIENCE loves everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
# except creationists, because they're just silly
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)
# But quite funny
in a 'twist the meaning of some of the must easily understandable scientific data and theorem' way.

And I say this as a Christian who is very much a fan of dinosaurs. Dinosaurs = awesome. If you ever need to store me for a whole day, stick me in the British Museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# i doubt there are many people who would stick you in the British Museum if they had you to themselves for a day...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Yeah but sometimes I get bored of cleaning out people's sheds...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# ever find a dinosaur in a shed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Only an ickle one.
They said it was a lawnmower but then they would, wouldn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)
# i've never heard it called that before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)
# i still
can't work out if this is real, or a really good spoof...a creationist science journal

www.answersingenesis.org/arj
(prostheses, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# There are no dinosaurs in the British museum.
There's quite a lot of anglo-saxon bronze and some egyptian and greek stuff, and a pretty glass roof, and a room full of katanas, last time I looked.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# those wacky bastards make me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# uhoh back away from the religious satire.
last night a big religion argument happened it wasn't pretty. it was long, and ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)
# haha!
did they!
those wacky nightshifters!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)
# not even nightshifters really.
www.b3ta.com/board/7993351
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# wanting to keep all the SCIENCE for themselves

bastards
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)
# lulu.com makes me giggle
as lulu is sometimes the word chosen by laydees to refer to their bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# cunt.com makes me giggle for the same reason
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# *sees eyebrow and raises arm*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *sticks bum in the air, spins round three times and sings Dean Martin medley*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *disappears up own arsehole*
haha i win
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)
# PARADOX.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hey!
an arse hole!
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# haha
Just reading the story on the telegraphs site,

"to creating new types of micro-organisms that could be used in numerous ways, as green fuels to replace oil and coal, digest toxic waste or absorb greenhouse gases from the atmosphere."

Yeah like fuck, the Yanks will be making new nasty weapons in less than a year.

www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml;jsessionid=PCAYMYYWVAT2PQFIQMFCFF4AVCBQYIV0?xml=/earth/2007/10/16/scilife116.xml
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# jesus christ...
"Teams of scientists have, for example, worked on making the bird flu virus, H5N1, even more infectious to humans."

Smart move!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# A fledgling business known as Umbrella Corporation has already shown a marked interest in developing this technology further....
*gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# This is exactly why this stuff scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *loads shotgun*
*mans barricades*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *womans barricades*
Just call me Jill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)
# As long as you wear the foxy cocktail dress...
and I've just remembered that the blokes always die horribly messy deaths. *gulp* Nice knowing you all...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah but I might have to rip a bit of my dress off and wrap it round your head/arm
so that'll be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Right up to the moment when my head/arm explodes and tentacled things burst forth.

/doomed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# COOOOOL
you can go in the playpen then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# haha!
i like the bigfoot on mars link!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Simon and Garfunkel have really let themselves go
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)