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# Musta been done

/girlie/rant/blog
(katesbush, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# is that woman in the top picture
sporting a tiny head or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# search G images
for anne widdecombe
(katesbush, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# This is something I generally try to avoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Victoria Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# maybe she would
i wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *banishes Mink to the BBC light entertainment archives never to be seen again*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# O_O
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# As long as it's not BBC3, you're ok
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
#
oooooooooooooooooh ok
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
#
you should meet the commissioning people for BBC3, candidates for involuntary euthanasia, the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# no
Mink shall be banished to the darkness that lies between Victoria Wood and Rosemary Ford.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Bloody hell, that sounds pretty grim.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I thought she had a huge facial mole
but it was just chocolate on my screen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hehehe!
evil charity tj
i need help in designing a poster/ad for an activity centre for retired and disabled folk that i do some voluntary work at. it's to go in places like local doctors surgeries/health centres to help spread the good word.
if i do it it'll end up looking like an ad for a jumble sale because i'm rubbish at that sort of thing. any of you talented sorts want to have a bash at it let me know. it's for charity so there's no money in it whatsoever, but you'll get a nice warm fuzzy feeling in your bits knowing that you've helped me and some lovely old folk out.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hmm, b3tans making such a poster makes me shudder
if I had the time, I'd help. But I don't. Good luck with it.

Edit: Sorry, that sounded dickish. I just meant, I would if I could and I also have much faith in your talentses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# b3ta has a heart of gold really
and i'm rubbish with layouts fonts and stuff, if only it called for a smoking kitten i'd be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# yar
see gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# what
exactly do you need? and when do you need it done by?
(I helped save b3ta! taurus k kowalski wine, boredom, weakness..., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha!
he shoots - he scores!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I had a similar problem once
but I realised that the BBC website was unlikely to have pictures of Connie Huq with come on her face.

and I remembered I'd just finished.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# you too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# So.... you're saying that women want to apply Photoshop in the morning...?
/confused blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
#
want should
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# right..........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It would make it a lot quicker.
Filter - Apply make-up

Simple.

Adjust brightness and contrast levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'm starting to see the logic underlying this premise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Dwayne Dibbley?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha!!
The teeth aren't big enough.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# that's impressive hair
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Shaun Ryder?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Just ask Sonia how good it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# That woman.
That bloody woman. All snot and no acting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# If they make a Raggy Dolls movie, I demand that she plays the part of Sadsack.
She was born for it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hippy.
My demand would be that if they make a Raggy Dolls movie that she be sacrificed to the dark gods in a prolonged and painful, but highly entertaining manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# or be forced to blow her nose
Just once
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# it's not her nose
she just has Jamie Oliver tongue cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha i second that emotion!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# "I've lost 2.5 st with this DVD!" *
*and the additional of a £200 a day personal trainer
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
#
**plus additional 1000 pounds cosmetic surgery
***plus 599.99 pound on Burger-RestraintsTM
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# That makes no sense
as she is IN the DVD. Even if she is fat at the beginning it makes no sense. It means either it is a recursive DVD, or that it is a parallel version of herself commenting on herself.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)