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(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Satan gave me a taco....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# salsa?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# beck song.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# microsoft put me off beck, so i've not lsitening to anything theyve made!
(apart from that one song that comes with xp)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# It's ace.
And on youtube.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# xp
comes with a Beck song?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# do a search for "beck"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Possibly later
as Search slows down my whole machine cos my machine is a fuck.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# something about needing newer batteries
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Hahah
Where do the batteries go in this thing?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# ha ha
oh i can't type that! lol
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Jesus is a bitch.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
#
a my
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# JESUS IS HER BITCH
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# And...?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# he ate my hotdog :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# *yells at Jesus*
He said he'll buy you a new one.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# he never did :(
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# prepare your home country to burn
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Yay!
antartia!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# He looks more like Manley.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Don't be pedantic.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Manley clearly can not walk on water
(see the save the bucket thingy that i'm sure he'll link if he's here)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Jesus
can be a real fucking bastard at times
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# and he put a tick tack in my shoe
:(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# WHAT A CUNT.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Stealing is a sin.
Sinning = no heaven
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I was thinking this very thing.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# jesus is a cunt
so said the jacket i saw a man wearing in asda once.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I got told off for wearing that t shirt in college.
Obviously a long time ago.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I had an argument with my brother about this.
Was it a CoF or Manson shirt that started it?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Cradle of bloody Filth.
I hate them, as well. I've threatened that little shit before.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# cof, yes.
i knew a guy who's brother was in cradle of filth at some point. TRUFAX. the guy i knew was an auditor.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Thought so :3
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# fascists
nobody in asda gave a fuck. mainly because they couldn't read, i wager.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# i was going to add
THE CUNT afterwards
:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# :3
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Yes,
but he did it so your sins could be forgiven.
It's the basis of christianity...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# so he's my father and holy goat?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I think so.
He could be the whole wheat toast, though...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Jesus eats everyone's hotdogs,
He think's he's God or something.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# you can see why they nailed him up now can't you?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Indeed
and if we are all the children of God...
does that make Jesus inbred?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# It's preparation...
...because when you die, Jesus is going to fuck you up old-skool!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# i doubt i'll be going to heaven anyways
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Exactly.
Jesus is going to fuck you up. He's sending you to burn for eternity.

I'll see you there, assuming we're going to be on the same level of Hell.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# i don't beleive in the afterlife
infact i don't believe in religion either but hey!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)