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# It's a terrific bunny bumming!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# That's not really a game, though, is it Vince?
It's more a sequence of events.
A sequence of horrific events...culminating in a rape...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I'm laughing too hard
to type the next line. Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Oh I want the truth to be SAAAAAAID
ba-ba-ba-baaaaa-ba
I knoooow thiiiis muuuch iiiis truuuuue



Edit: you youngsters won't get this at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Youngsters?
you're only 23!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yeah, name anyone else under the age of 35 who
still listens to Spandau.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I'm sure there are some out there,
but most of the people I know have at least a modicum of taste.
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Kiss my arse, Cakie m'lad.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *flexes tongue*
Ready when you are m'dear!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# :D
Ooooh you dirty bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# *films*
4.
5. *profits*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ME!
I'm currently 21.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Really?
Well done on both counts then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# WOULD YOU LIKE A PIE?
Nooooooo!
Mmbut it is a good pie!
Nevertheless..the last time you gave me pie, I cut into it with my tiny piecutter, and hundreds of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples..I was confused...it was a trick pie!

GrrrrrWHYYOUNOLIKEMYPIE!?

I just told you!

etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hahah
This hat is quite cool...in a Pete Doherty sort of way...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I forced Caewan to watch it.
He laughed three times.
Silly Callum, Mighty Boosh is not boring!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Aww...
what a tard sillyhead. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I agree!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Hahah
Did you see me and mofaha's snowmen? The second one, well, wee just rolled loads and loads of snow about to make a huge ball. In the end, it was heavier than oth of us. That was not good for my neck/shoulder. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I didn't!
Is it on your flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Yeah!
The one with the blunt, he was cool. But the first one, we gave him a cigarette made of a twig and lit it. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Hahah but wouldn't that melt him?
They look awesome :D
I want to give one a moustache made of your eyebrow now.

The last time I made a snowman is wasn't a man as such. More of a man's part.
It was painful to see my mum hack it to pieces with a shovel :(

I then rolled a bloody huge ball and got it stuck in the middle of the road.
I ran.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Well
no. We were careful. ^.^ And it barely lit, 'cause it was a wet twig, his ciggy. Oh god. xp

A man's part? Does that mean what I think it means?

Hahahah we got the huge one stuck in front of Tony's deck and spent aages trying to get in front of our own deck. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Yes, I made a snowcock.
AND MUM SLICED IT UP WITH A SHOVEL.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Shoulda closed your eyes when she did that.
But at least now I know if you ever really piss me off, I can just run at you with a shovel. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I'll never really piss you off anyway.
And YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Okay good to know.
And I might. I might not. *mysterious* ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Well if you do, you'd better write to me!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Hahah
PENPALS!!!!!


I always wanted a pen pal. I signed up to get one and payed money and shit and i never got anything. It sucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I'd whore myself out for free
but I doubt mofaha would approve!! :P
It was suggested to me today that I go to a bash with him the next time he goes to england, but I doubt that'll happen :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Someone suggested you go to a bash with mofaha?
Hahah why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# So that he'll know I'm who I say I am
he said to me once that there's still a doubt I could be a hairy old man, instead of me, who is real. But oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Aaah
right. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# One word per line
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# don't
butt

oh fuck, I can't fit the "in" in.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I'm cccccooooooollllllddd :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I has a TriGun hat
But I'm too hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I'm not wearing much because I got too hot,
but now I'm too cold :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Put clothes on, then
silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I am going to bed anyway :P
Night dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Aw
pssh fine.
Night, love
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# You notice the goodnight down here,
and not my speech up there?
Humph!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *hands duvet*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# My ex called my duvet my porno blanket
because I used to hide under it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# The Boosh is the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I beg to differ.
Desperate Housewives ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I can picture you fwapping over that.
I don't want to, but I can.
Ya sweaty hippy face all screwed up, jerking about like a madman.
Bleh!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I don't fancy any of them, to be honest.
I just love the storylines.

I know a guy who accidentally hit Eva Longoria on the head. He fell asleep in an airport and she was sitting behind him, and his head fell back and banged into hers :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *fans self with tour tickets*
They'd best be fucking shit hot or I will turn them BOTH inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# They do tend to repeat jokes a lot..:S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# And just make up any old crap
Swan envelopes!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# It's true.
They have repeated one or two* from their tour in series three.

*pfft
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hence the threats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hence me being more excited about
more Desperate Housewives than a live tour of the Boosh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Don't touch me!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Never touch me!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Not even when we're out buying..
..hammocks.

We do that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Thanks to the Boosh Live DVD
I now say '*insert city name* YOU CHEEKY BITCH!'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Hahah!
"I don't care if you're filming a dvd, I'll take my own sweet time!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Hahahah
'Top shelf! How you feeling?' Thanks to that, I think Boosh Live, and picture people sitting in shelves. Then I saw Hexachordal's promo for his album and now I picture him curled up on that shelf. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Creepy tom
creepy creepy tom tom!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I'm going off like this
Monkey haands and frooozen legss.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# The ultimate combination!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I once did that through ASDA.
Me and dad have competitions to see who can get the strangest looks while we're shopping, because we both hate it.
I won that time.
He spent the entire time pretending to be a mong once.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
mofaha and I get strange looks in the grocery store all the time. But we make up songs and, like, make faces/noises at the groceries, have fist fights, etc. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# My dad acted out the whole of "Us and them" in the car once.
My favourite bit was his impression of the line "we're only ordinary men"

Can you guess what he did?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I went to ASDA just before,
and contemplated on setting off a Coke and Mentos rocket then legging the fuck out of the store.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I will, but here's the catch.
I have just pciked them fresh off the shelves and not paid for them.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Leave money
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Good idea.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Well done, you have passed the test.
What test?
The Kinder egg test. Most men would have eaten the Kinder egg.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Well done, you have passed the test.
What test?
The ball test. Most men would have caressed my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)