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# you also appear to have no arms
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# My arm is the black and red stripe. And i'm lying on the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# aaah
hugging your knees


i thought you were tied up by a bell-ringing rope
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Yes.
Curling up in a ball, like. I do that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I tend to sleep like this
then periodically stretch out
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Yes.
So do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I've started opening my window all night
so when I'm too warm I can stick my foot out and it feels awesome. Feels top in the morning being all warm, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahah
that's cool! I sleep on a soaking wet bed (pour ice water on it) and with my window open. When I wanna get sick so I don't have to go to school. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I thought your arms had turned into strawberry laces
evidently, I was wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *bites arm*
No. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# My arms are made of breadsticks and spaghetti
They're very fragile, but it really helps getting in the Italian ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I wish they would make balls of strawberry laces
like wool. I could knit myself a scarf/morning snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# buy some!
please! do this!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# BUT NOWHERE MAKES IT THAT LONG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# then perhaps some kind of weaving?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# This may work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I have been known
to braid entire bags of strawberry laces

/too much spare time
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Were you wearing a little frilly dress and a bonnet while you did this?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I still am.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# God you make me so moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I am speechless
'is shocked'



(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *licks own chair alluringly*
Don't say you're not tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# well, I'm convinced
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# You should see what I'm doing with my knees right now.
You'd literally explode your genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# i would pay real money to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# to see what she's doing with her knees? or to see genitals literally explode as a result?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# nutsplosions, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# How much?
Edit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGkRtr3Yxg&feature=related

Peter Frampton does Black Hole Sun as an instrumental. I shit you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# twelvety
EDIT: what a tit.
EDIT 2: shit! mised my 7000th!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Funnily enough
I recorded a jazz trio doing a freeform version of that very song last night. I don't have a fancy lookin' video, though.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I'm now listening to
I Love Your Way.

Everyone can shit off, this is a lovely song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# As in
'OOOH baby I love your way, every day-yayeeay'?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# try listening to
moon on the rain by fairground attraction. i love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I'm now listening to Ben Harper
play Sexual Healing, as recommended by a b3tan with very good taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# i just love
fairground attraction
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Sweet.
I love a bit of reggae-pop, I do.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# back in 5 minutes
5 about 1
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# they're fused and ready to blow
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# KERBANGO
shouted Harry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hermione couldn't believe
how much of the creamy white potion Harry had managed to conjure in such a short space of time
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# BLOODY HELL
shouted Ron. The filthy mouthed purveyor of ginger manfoam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ginger manfoam needs to be t-shirted!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I can't wear it
I'm ginger. People'll get confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# tell them
you're the result of ginger manfoam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :D
My dad'd kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# is he ginger?
my dad isn't, but he looks like a dessicated penguin. his twin brother is the image of magnum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# my dad was
bald n grey now
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# OMG!
your mum never came to clubs in Manchester or Warrington in the early 80's did she? I can't cope with any more surprise kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ?
like this?

that's a long time ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Exactly like that.
That's going in my special folder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I certainly seem pleased about it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# As you should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# That's not what I was expecting
when I clicked on that. But I don't know what I was expecting.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# maybe you were expecting this?
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Yes.
i think that is more what I was expecting. hahahah

EDIT: i might draw this. D'you mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I don't have any issues with that
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Alright.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *pelvic contraction*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *points and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *falls off chair*
*lies on floor shaking and looking a bit frightened*

Are you EROS?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Even the filename is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
that was an odd evening.

and why I placed that on the internet I'm unsure.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Because you rock, my friend.
Because you rock.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# you're not the only one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)