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# 'Look at the size of my cock'
(dirty_root, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:06, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Pffttt!
tiny.

mines much bigger then that.

(and you should see the size of its eggs)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# cocks don't lay eggs
you silly chicken
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Damn it
i been fleeced again, i was told it was a cock.

all the while i've been wondering why the eggs are'nt hatching, bastard, i knew i should have got it checked by the vet.

in a plus note, the omlettes are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha
you can never have enough cock jokes

das ist woo und yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)
# do you like chickens?
suck my cock,it's fowl!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Do you like fruit?
Well suck my cock, it's a peach
/Sid The Sexist
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# look at that blokes face -
he can't believe his luck.
If he thinks that'll fit in the oven tho, I think he is mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)
# no problems
we'll just roast it over an open fire for 2 days, job done, juicy chicken for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)
# oooh yum - bovine
you need a big juicy cock for the b3taf3st. Take note.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# imagine the amount of
half barrel bar-b-q's you'd need to cook that.

maybe need to baste it in napalm.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# true - but you could make lovely soup with
the leftovers and feed the homeless for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# thats sir
is a splendid idea, a feed the world soup kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:17, archived)
# OH BTW
you do realise that you Andi and I are going to attend the B3TA fest thingy don't ya !

So get your request into your mrs now !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)
# that was odd -
for a minute I thought you were talking to me - I got a bit scared. and i don't have a Mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Pretend I was
you no have a Mrs ? - me either.

How about a Mr ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)
# when is the f3st?
and i'll sort it out.

why didn't you call me saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:28, archived)
# I didn't get up til about 11:30
and I suspected in any event that you were not gonna be up for going out ?

Later on however, I came to realise that I was soooooo tired I probably wouldn't have been able to make it myself.

This weekend if you want !?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)
# can't this weekend
spending two days slapping people about.

weekend after, up in staffs gettign pissed at my mates place.

weekend after that TBC (very soon ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:39, archived)
# silly chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)
# hehehe
your a nob!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)
# that's
just a very small man
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# But from the man's point of view
his cock must seem huge.
(dirty_root, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# dagnammit
out-smarted again!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# *snort!*
*chortle*
(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I like the way
it is pulling him off the ground :)
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:17, archived)