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More sekrits!

actual sekrits here

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

He's only being brought back

because they are embarrassed at his appalling failure to grow a decent moustache.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

Oh god have they decided to bring him back?

I might have to leave the country for a few weeks. The unutterable shite of praise for him being so brave all over every page of every media orifice all over the land will upset me and make me do The Bad Thing, I imagine.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

you mean masturbating furiously over pictures of Natasha Kaplinsy in a bikini?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

In a bikini?!

You sick freak!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

where are they?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

There are some here...

http://www.news.bbc.co.uk/natasha+kaplinsy+bikini

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

I was getting rather tired of seeing him pissed

in Mahiki last year. But I've been out of London again for some months now and have no reason to go back. I can manage to avoid the arsehole out here in the sticks I think.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

Ah Mahomo's

I've not been there in a while. Probably because it costs so much for a bloody drink.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

Riz like a muthabitch

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

not a fan of the news then ay?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

Ha ha!

Posh ginger-maned types throughout Afghanistan must be nervous today. Meanwhile, the real deal has been quickly bundled into a Hercules and is on his way home. I can appreciate his need to serve his country, but not in this way, surely.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

If he wants to serve his country he can earn his multi-million pound lifestyle

Instead of living off the taxpayer.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

it it was WWII, there would have been specially trained doubles deployed throughout Afghanistan

and there would have been a 16p Commando book all about it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

You can still buy them!!

Last year I saw a copy in WHSmith in Manchester airport of all places. I wish I'd bought it now.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

Marvellous

"War stories for boys. Not girls."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

A girls war comic would be a great comic, though.

Svetlana - The tale of a young girl in the former Yugoslavia fleeing ethnic cleansing with a horse.
Gymkhana Squad - An elite girls gymkhana team is the cover for a covert ops squad of daughters of SAS personel.
War Boarding School Bomber - Something about boarding school girls with their own Lancaster Bomber, serving queen and country and giving Jerry a taste of what for.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

Here you go, Smallbrainfield

Hansi: The Girl Who Loved the Swastika [large PDF warning - more here.]

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

*sob*

What a wonderful story.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

You can buy new and old from boot sales

Here's a cover from my own personal colection: