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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# HEY WOW I JUST REALISED I'VE MADE 43 CENTS FROM MY SHITRAGS BLOG.
LIFE IS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# congratulations !
it made me laugh and almost sick at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Thankyou!
There is more to come.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# these stories are quite touching
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I can't describe how "touched" I have been by the whole experience.
Every post is from about two weeks ago, I still can't process the events quickly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# right,
so now I want cheesecake and chocolate thanks to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahaha
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I fell off the wagon majorly on Saturday.
The diet wagon, that is. More ice cream than most people would eat in a month, I ate in one bowl, and promptly made myself feel sick. I had:

1 big bowl with Haagen Dasz cookies and cream, Haagen Dasz pralines and cream AND Ben + Jerrys chocolate brownie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *standing ovation*
I'm impressed!

Are you back on the wagon filled with fruit and veg and a horny, young, stable boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I'm back on that wagon now, yes.
All grilled fish and chicken and salad.

Not grilled salad, obviously. That'd just be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Indeed.
Grilled salad is very fattening.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Mornings!


It's OK to eat loads if you proceed to sicking it up just after. That's the best way to stay thin.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ah, I didn't chunder.
But I have been losing it like the clappers recently, so I was due a bit of a session.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I lost 8lbs over Christmas
despite having roasts and chocolate nearly every day

since I started going to the gym I've put 7lbs on in 2 weeks

I think I must be broken
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# lolbackward.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Muscle weighs more than fat.
You're on the right track.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# only slightly
you would struggle to notice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Every time I "lose weight" I wind up weighing the same, just being chunkier.
As a man, that's not a real problem.

Until I let myself go again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Nah.
Muscle weighs more than fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# IT'S NOT A CURRENCY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# IT IS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# OH NO NO NO.
NOW THAT YOU'VE STARVED FOR A FEW DAYS, YOUR BODY IS POISED TO STORE AS MUCH FAT AS POSSIBLE.

NOW IS THE TIME TO ADOPT A LOW-CARB, HIGH PROTEIN DIET AND DO A LOT OF CARDIOVASCULAR EXCERCISE.

GO FOR A LONG WALK WITH YOUR HEADPHONES ON, THEN EAT A STEAK.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# All I'm eating at the mo is protein and veggies
Well, since saturday.

And I walk uphill for an hour to work every day. I'm fine.

Well, I'm as fine as a healthy size 16 can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# SHUT UP I'M IN LIFE COACH MODE RIGHT NOW.
DO SOME PUSHUPS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ...at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# GIVE ME TWENTY.
AND I MAY CONSIDER IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I DO FIFTEEN EVERY MORNING, SHUT UP AND PUSH UP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Pfft, I'm not doing push ups.
I shall squish my busters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# YOUR BUSTERS WILL SAG IF YOU DON'T DO THE PUSHUPS.
NEVER FORGET THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I realised that I've been through 4 bags of chips in a week a few days ago.
I blame "the biggest loser". It just makes me want to eat junk food and laugh at the fatties. I actually stopped lifting weights for a few days despite my strict new regime.

That show has been the biggest demotivator for my weight loss.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Also, I really don't get why they have people who clearly have self-esteem issues compete for the title of "biggest loser".
It all seems a bit wrong to me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)