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# 3 things
1: what do those letters mean?
2: I dunno how to make it a 'clicky'.
3: This is the product of searching 'skydiving' on the internet.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:11, archived)
# point 3
is the one that'll get you attacked by big pointy sticks and people shouting "yarr" at you, wanting to kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:12, archived)
# yarr
lets keel heem
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Hmmmm....
People shouting Yarrr?

PIRATES?

Oh no! NOT THE..... BLACK SPOT!!!???!!!???!!!??

Save me Freddy!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Mock pirates will you!
Yarr. Lets Keelhaul him
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I'll mock all the pirates I want!
Those rummy barstools will pay for their sea-faring adventurous lifestyles!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:25, archived)
# don't worry about it
it's fine.

NSFW = Not safe for work

People confuse the issue.

It doesn't mean "no nudity"

It means "nothing that looks like porn if your boss glances at the screen"

That doesn't look like porn. It's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:13, archived)
# it's big, they're naked
i agree that nsfw != nude, but at that size...
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:14, archived)
# yes it's too big
yes it's nicked instead of made
but hey - I'd never seen it before and I found it rather interesting.

Never knew that a tit would turn inside out if you applied that much g-force.

yadda yadda yadda. endless debates of the so-called rules that don't really exist.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:18, archived)
# the tit thing is interesting
but there is a rather obvious cock there.

i'm not even at work.. i don't know why i'm even caring about this...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Well
I just thought it looked quite funny.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:22, archived)
# G-Force ...
I think you'll find that when you are in free fall
the number of g's you experience is 1. Although this
is countered by the air resistance.

Once you hit terminal velocity (~120mph) the forces
have balanced and you are no longer undergoing any
acceleration.

It's the 120mph wind that does the tit inversion :)

And to answer your question about making it 'clicky',
it's just HTML. <a href="url">click me</a>.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:28, archived)
# yes but tits have special rules
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:16, archived)
# So - to summarize:



B3ta = NO RULES!

Tits = SPECIAL RULES!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Mr P says:

When freefalling you're actually experiencing ZERO Gs.

You only experience one G when the ground's around in order to push you one G in the opposite direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Yay Rob
for pointing out that there are no rules.

there's been too much rules round here lately (although it's getting better cos there was a bit of a rules backlash)

hows life in robland ?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:46, archived)
# well
if stuff that IS NSFW gets posted as images and not clickied, many people will be forced to leave. Me for one. That'd be great wouldnt it?
/grumpy

And its more about showing consideration for others, than rules IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:22, archived)
# keeping in mind the fact that you own this place and thus you have ultimate control over everything that goes on here
if several people have requested it to be linked instead should you not conceed to the majority opinion no matter what your own thoughts are? just cos its not porn doesn't mean it shouldn't be a link
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:20, archived)
# hehehehe
the Prescott of b3ta ;)

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_751611.html
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:28, archived)
# it's not majority
that would be the tyranny of the minority.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Oh my, pixie, you ARE somewhat the rules-guardian round here...
.
(SYS64738, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Handy advice...
...on making things clicky here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:14, archived)
# .
1- not safe for work - ie it looks like porn and could get people fired.

2- type <a href="image url">clicky</a> instead of the image tags

3- people here prefer images you post to be ones you've made yourself.

ooh, aren't i helpful today!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Gahh - B3ten!

I can't believe I'm being competetive over being the first to help someone ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Point 2:
Change your code to:

<a href="http://yourpicaddyhere.com/skydiving.gif"> NSFW </a>

Just substitute for the location of the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:16, archived)