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# Ka-Pow!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# BLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# you
are far too talented, you know that?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Aces!
*coughs like buggery*

I've gone from fine and dandy to rather ill in the space of 8 hours. This. Sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Covonia
that's what you need
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm yes.
Excuse for a new bottle *guzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# laxitives is what you need
you'll be too scared to cough then.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# :D
Oh you and your words. I wish I could lick them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *posts various words to CW*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *licks them all*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Stoli Cough medicine
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hot oxo drink
with lots of pepper. that should sort you out.
or chicken soup, although tinned is crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# If I make chicken soup, I do it properly
/Big fucking kike blog.


I might do that tonight. Or write manwife instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# yes
instructions rule! bundle up under a nice big duvet and let manwife take care of you!
make sure you check on his progress when it comes to the soup, though, you don't want it burning!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I'll probably do it myself.
I get VERY obstinate when I'm ill, and insist on doing cooking and things. Complete pain in the arse I am, apparently. Even when I'd just got out of hospital after my last funny turn I was still insisting on making dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# i get annoyed with myself when i'm ill
i tend to stomp about the place, scattering tissues everywhere, refusing to let anyone look after me.
unless i'm really ill, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# This. Exactly this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# heheh
being ill makes you angry!
and with that, i'm off to mum's for tea.
'bye for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# campbells condensed
but don't water it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# i use that
as pasta sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *offers Vapor Rub*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Phwoar, I love that stuff.
You really are very good, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I'm the ship's Surgeon.
It's my job :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# you're lucky
i'm the figurehead, my job is to look buxom and wooden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# stop rubbing your vapors
you'll go blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Now that's brill even for you!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Click and Woo!
Yes, sir!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# they are bound to run out of bullets at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Dying for the patented 'FAK' sound effect there
woosome as ever though
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# No lasers.
No Fakking.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# :(
best sound effect evar.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# this is really excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Please can you draw a fat cartoonist with weetabix eyebrows
being rigorously bummed with a large strap-on by a squirrel/woman hybrid thing with massive tits and a big bushy tail?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# There are other forums that will cater for you fetishes better than this one.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)