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# Just a quickie
*quicks*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# What I say!
The cad!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Hahaha :D
I like this
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Fuckin hell
that's good!
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# The ultimate chap
sadly not smoking a pipe
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# he released all zigs
too
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# released?
or took off?

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# every zig
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# for great justice!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# this
damn weak memory
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# well i never!
One shant stand idly by while this bounder goes about such buisness.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# somebody set us up the bomb!
woo!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Happy Birthday
You old Bastard
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Why thank you ya wee whipper snapper!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I take exception to that remark
I have never whipped or snapped wee.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# well as long as you bring it back once you've finished
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# MAIN SCREEN TURN ON

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# WE GET SIGNAL
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# IF I FIND SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB AGAIN
I BE ANGER.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I imagined you saying that in a very westcountry accent
I BE ANGER I BE BE I I BE!

:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# SOOMBODEE SET UP US THE BAHRM?
OI'LL TAKE OF YAHR ZIGS IF YEH'RE NOT CAREFUL.

OO ARR
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# yes, quite
:)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I found that substantially more fun than I really should have
and said it out loud several times over :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# indeed, what could be more mirthsome than a sport of west curntree
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# You are the Wurzels
AICMFP
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# ah, you've cracked my secret shame
we haven't released a new record recently because all of us are hunched behind a computer pretending to be a young Londoner.

Damn. Well, here's your fiver.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# You're a londoner?
*stalks*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# oh dear...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# LOOK. I'M FLYING WITH A BABY IN MY BEAK
DUE TO INACCURATE REPRESENTATIONS OF REPRODUCTION.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# hahaha
oooooh, you're a clever one.

Are you coming to the london bash? Come to the london bash. COME.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I is lurker
Plus I am a depressive, don't drink or know how to physically socialise.

Hurrah!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# me too! yay!
have some cake :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# *has cake*
Mmmm birthday flavour
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# real cake? or lie cake?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# maybe, it's BECAUSE he's a londoner
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Q: what kind of toothpaste does the captain use?
A: he gets signal!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahah yes!!
TJ: I have just hooked my TV up to my computer, just playing around with dual screens, and I noticed the quality was terrible.
I expect this is due to the resolution of the TV and the capability of the graphics card I have, so what is the best kind of TV to use?
I have a Radeon X1650 Pro card, but I'm not sure what size the TV is.
It's bigger than my monitor, though.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# have you tried hitting it with a pointed stick?
/change the refresh rate as tv's don't like too high a refresh rate (from memory)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# How do I do that?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# haven't a clue
:) sorry
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# composite or s/video
is shite, also known as "TEH GHEY"

maybe you can output actual hd with some fancy graphics card twiddling but your generic tv out is crap (tho svideo is marginally less crap than composite)

edit: if you don't got hd type telly, you can maybe convince your video card to output something ntsc/pal style with rgb, but this may require some farting about, just buy an expensive large flat screen monitor for a bargain price of £800 or something and use the pc input :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I know it is!
I just have no adapter for a second monitor and I was impatient to try it out.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# it's some kind of weak throwback to THE SHITTING FEAR american companies have to putting fucking rgb out on domestic tv equipment
and lack of macrovision style horror therein

yay! to people paying £2000 for lcd panels and having them go blank during movie playback because they had the audacity to steal a monitor, computer and dvd (steal as in paying money for them at retail and expecting them to work)
/slight fucking annoyance blog
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# You need to take the cartridge out and blow into the slot.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# HAHAH
Yes, I know it's a shit approach, but I'm only messing around!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Or smash the thing with the flat of your fist
It always worked for my Amiga, the sodding thing refused to read disks without a smack. The masocistic little bitch.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Your Amiga was hooked on smack ?
Tsk tsk . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# and he's using Amiga as a metaphor for the prostitute he kept chained to the radiator.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# What is it with you and hookers chained to radiators?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I know, it's crazy
I have seven.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I hope you're giving them just enough food to keep them alive
and applying make-up to make them look healthy.

Then they're cheap and long-lasting.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# No matter how hard you jammed the disks in
she would never read them though.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# does reading discs mean what i think it does?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# *nods gravely*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# DISKS!
Also I would have thought the disks being literal would be funnier. Although her juices would probably ruin the magnetic tape.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# DISCS!
DISCO! silly
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Lies. CDs and round storage formats are discs
Floppies and other square formats are disks.

I AM POINTLESS FACT
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# ahh now i know
thank you :{D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# You might need a Sony Bravia . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I'm with ya . . have fun !
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I hope that
one of your associates is a dentist . . .
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# yes muchly
as his braces appear to need adjuting
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# What what you say?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# spiffing wot
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Splendid!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)