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# Rightio thats it. I'm off for beer and fornication*.

*or frantic self abuse
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# frantic self abuse FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# That is DEFINITELY Dickens!
Bleak House?
The Pickwick Papers?

Damn! I never get these!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# it's Oliver Twist you knumbskull!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Gah!
Of course!

"... and it was then, notwithstanding that by his side the entire time had been well over the alloted amount for which he had invoiced several weeks ago, that he saw, within the darkened realms of the shadows in the room, her face, and on gazing upon her beauty for several minutes, becried 'frantic self abuse FTW!', and thence - promptly - fwapped."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# silly person!
it a quote from chaucer's cunterbury tales!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Aye thynk notte, o vile sapien!
See aburve quot from thee Dyckenses!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Dyckenses? pff
gollum goes classical ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
excellent buildup
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Two moon sized pics in a row
my screen just asploded.

But both ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# pump pump pump pumpkin!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I don't have a pumpkin to hand, unfortunately.
Luckily, I do have a hand to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Any means to an end
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha!!
good advice!
no pumpkins...
*wanders down down to the morgue*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# "Nope! No pumpkins down here, either."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# we'll have to improvise...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't we do that every day though?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# this has ham on it
Ham baker 1000!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Gonna post this every friday are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# 'twasent me then
I stared to fear that I has printed it and sticked it on my collegue's wall from the future
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha
this wins Best Use Of Scrollbar Award
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)