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# Back to the Future 5 Is Alive Chronicles
This was funnier in my head at 4am.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Great Scott!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Arf! :P
Excellent!
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. (/standard sci-fi response)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# -nods-
its the only way to be sure.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Oh my God. Do you know what this is?
This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# cue crap fanfic
where the dinosaurs from jurassic park breed with the Xenomorphs from alien and have in epic battle with the Terminators,lead by Neo and Rick Deckard.please read my original screenplay!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# OMFGAWESOME
You should totally try and get Spielberg to make it luls!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# he did
it was called 'schindlers list'.
fucking Universal Pictures got to the script.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# do you realise, in the next jurassic park film
some of the dinosaurs are reputed to be armed :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaahahahaha!
no!really!

and thus,out of the naivety of one,a whole internet webring was set up
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# nope not kidding
amazing huh :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# even if this is not true [and i don't care]
i'm still going to be hugely amused by how shit that film will be,based on the absence of Sam Neill.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# horse free link :)
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/08/13/jurassic-park-4-to-feature-dinosaurs-with-guns/

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# no!
hahahhahahahahaha!!!!
spielberg must've gone loopy after AI was such a fucking flop!
this is the most fucking ridiculous thing EVARR
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# FUCKING YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# personally I want to see t-rex's with fricken laZer beams
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I want to see a trebuchet that can fling a triceratops.
And pterodactyls carrying vines taking out a brontosaurus like that bit in Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# star wars remade using dinosaurs ftw!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha
sneaky
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Nice software!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Haha,
needs more Lybians!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha
No Beasley, stop humping Johnny 5!
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# no! not johnny!
-weeps-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Have a drink to cheer yourself up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Waiter, there's a johnny in my cocktail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# better than there being cocktail in your johnny
-ponders the meaning of that-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# either way
it sounds bad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# and i've got a twinge in my knee
lets face it,this saturday is dissolving in a bath of shit a little too quickly
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I got a runny nose from sitting in a freezing pub lastnight.
The band was good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
who was playing?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# A local band called The Space Cadets.
They played two hours of really good covers.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
#
my band does covers too.
i think it's cos we're usually too arseholed to write any songs.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# These guys aren't too serious about this band.
It's just something they do in pubs around Dartford.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ahh.
beermoney.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# 1.21 gigglewatts!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# socks?
where we're going we dont need socks!
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha!
That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Tribs fella!
Get yourself a copy of the Saturday Independent, there's a double page article about the late Gary Gygax and his legacy :)

Edit: Save you the walk to the shop
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/exit-the-dragon-master-793150.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Wonderful
Just wonderful
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Terminator vs Jonny 5
is way better than robocop vs terminator
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# But what about Terminator vs Batman?
That would be a good battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Batman would just buy a really big bazooka
and blow him up
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# that is an actual comic I think
or was it predator vs batman

I can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I must look into this.
There's probably fan faction for all sorts of similar concepts.

Mortal Kombat vs Transformers.
Power Rangers vs Cloverfield.
Event Horizon vs Toy Story 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Haha :D
Anything BTTF is a win in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha!
Disassemble Sarah Connor!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)