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# Good lord man.
Have you never been to Camden? The whole place is awash with hordes of 'individuals' come to express their individuality by being in a crowd of 10,000 identically dressed people with identical opinions and body odour.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# haha
every time I go there I'm convinced there's some sort of tossers' convention on

I saw Noel Gallagher in Camden once, which only gives credence to my theory
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I really didn't enjoy walking throught there at all.

And those piercing shops! There's no way I'd get a piercing done on one of those. They look like grime and filthy is deliberately spread about the place each morning. Imagine all the teenygoths and emos sporting wonderful scars from their infected punctures.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# i love camden,
retro gt have a stall there, and also cyberdog am great. it's a shame mrs fish doesn't like london in the slightest- i am being forced to go straight through london tomorrow without stopping :(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# if that's what they want to do
what's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# generally, people who you've never spoken to are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Now this is a philosophy I can subscribe to.
do you have a newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yes
I make it with words clipped from the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Stuck down with the sweat of anger and indignation?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# this needs setting to music
I suggest a chas a dave stylee
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha, 'I like this!'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# The problem is that they all walk along the pavement
really, really slowly.

And you can't overtake if you're walking at a normal speed. So you have to walk for miles at a crippling, shuffling pace, having to breathe in stale sweat stenches and petunia oil wafts. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# yes
and then the bastards walk in the road and give you 'hard' looks if you rev at them

get out of the road, you greasy cunts!

god I am getting middle-aged
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I often think my car must be the most wonderfully silent car in the whole world,
despite the strange rattle it's recently developed. Perhaps I'm the only one that can hear it though, as often I drive along the road and encounter people walking in the middle of it, oblivious to the noise of my car approaching until I have to stop behind them and do a big, angry rev.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# getting out of the car with wheel changing implements and saying naughty words
can be beneficial in these instances
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# that seems to be a problem with most people
not just camden trendies.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Indeed,
but the Camden lot are more numerous and densely packed than you normally find, and generally more odorous too.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# densely
in it's 100% correct usage here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Ahh, Camden Leisure Pirates
Shoot the lot of 'em.
Cunce.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# there's something more amusing about seeing them in their natural, middle england habitat
sticking out like a sore thumb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)