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# Do I change my name?
drop the 'sir'?
yes, I think so.
The only reason it was there because I got imaginarily knighted by a (lovely) /talker that no longer frequents anywhere much, and frankly it is a bit of a mouthful isnt it?

Those for and against?...

Do I really need your approval?

why do I end most sentences with a question mark?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# BUT YOU ARE SIR PIGEON NIPPLES. IT'D BE ALL WRONG CHANGING IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# on this alone I shall not change a thing.
Like my wife, ye shall shall have to put up with a mouthfull.
/poor attempt at humour blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# My wife is a ham. A robot ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *envies*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# OH FUCK. I HAVE HICCUPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# This totally sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# write an elaborate back story about how you lost your title
in a fight ... with and astronaut
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# oh,
this IS good!

but I can not lie:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I can lie for you
for a small fee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# withnail and i
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# only if you changed it to Lord Pigeon Nipples
anything else is a demotion
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# certainly not
it gives you an air of distinction, without it i wouldn't even bother reading the old bollocks you normally post. but as you're a sir it must be important and worthy of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# captain pigeon nipples?
you could pretend you are a pirate and everything
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# there's more than enough captains round here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# What kind of sad fuck would do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
#
There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in constitution
There is no bloody revolution

We
Arse pirates
In the material world

Our so-called leaders speak
With words they try to jail you
The subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure

We
Arse pirates
In the material world
Arse pirates
In the material world
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# YARRR!
Fuck that mate.
Only one captain around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Change it to sexy penguin nipples
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I do love myself ever so much
this could be quite fitting:)
But without the penguin replacement bit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)