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# Nope, you sort of massage your hair with the bar and it lathers that way.
The one I use smells of jasmine, it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I like the new Head & Shoulders For Men smell.
It's sort of fruity, but I can't quite place it. Very pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Hmmmmm intriguing.
VO5 for dyed hair smells a lot nicer than it used to. Sort of herbal in a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Revlon Flex do a really nice conditioner
it's sort of bright custard yellow and smells of frankinsence - one of my official favourite smells.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ooooh I love frankincense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i love the smell of original vosene.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# oooh
that takes me back.

Remember Shield?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# no.
but i still use vosene to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# What's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it's hard to say
it doesn't smell of herbs or fruits, it's just kind of... chemical, in the same way that carbolic soap smells chemical. it doesn't smell like carbolic though.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# i've always got a bit giddy on pantene
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Who is Jasmine?
Does she live near you?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# There is A Jasmine that lives near me, yes.
She also works with me, and is 18. If anyone touches her I shall physically assault them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Greedy!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# She's a 5ft 9, slim, blonde, pretty VIRGIN.
At 18. I have no idea how she's managed it in our town. And she's nice, too.

My lovely little thing. Bless her, I can see her at the moment, dancing by the fax machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You ask your staff if they're virgins?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# No, she's also a friend.
Who told me she ran away from some bloke in a club because she let slip to him she was a virgin and he wouldn't leave her alone after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Surely a virgin's not the best choice for a one-night stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You'd think.
I used to collect them, maybe he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *wants*
*has a girlfriend already*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Whoever gets this one will be a very lucky person.
She's a proper little love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Clearly she either has massive personality defects (hurrah for personality defects)
or is secretly a vampire just kills the men instead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I was about to say, that sounded quite hopeful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hopeful as in I am trying to fish for girlfriends?
I pray I still have enough credibility to not do that, yet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ah, that depends on how much credibility I afford you.
edit: in my eyes, obviously. Not anyone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# A couple of ounces possibly.
I knew a girl once, shocking I know, and she'd come off badly out of a relationship but decided to abandon all her brilliantly quirky personality defects. Refuse to admit that she had any anxieties or neurosises and then just turned into a combination of boring methodist and very dull happy-to-be-pissed student.

A combination which is as confusing contradicting as it is a massive waste of an amusing person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)