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# Aww bless him. he really thinks he's in with a chance.

He's wearing his 'business fez' and bought a stick-on tie just for the occasion.
Edit: He's a lot more employable than the prat sat at the far right with his 'business-fingered-dynamic-thrusting' hand gestures.

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# haha! I have a business fez
sometimes I make my underlings wear the fez if they want to talk to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# That is not good.
You should instead wear the fez whenever talking to your superiors.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I am KING!
I don't have any superiors!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# King, eh?
Well I didn't vote for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# The Lady of the Lake,
her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Wasp Box, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# actually that is a good idea
in meetings, only the person wearing "THE FEZ OF SPEAKING" may talk

and it's passed to each person as appropriate

sounds like a winner :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Waspy!
how dos?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hello chunders
not seen you on the day shift for a while.

All is good, how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# using up the last few days of my leave
they moved me at work... now in a huge open plan office with the boss right behind me
no more b3ta for me :(
EDIT: heading out for lunch beer now
must get together for drinkies sometime
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# those dirty cunts
how dare they!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# but I do have a shiny new job title

right, really gotta go
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# buy a big fuckoff golfing umberella to hide behind
they'll never catch you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha "sartorial discrimination"
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# He's looking proper employable.
I admire the cut of his jib.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Does he has four dicks?
Or is it just the way he walks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# sillyness
I likes
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I think that means "cunt"
in British Sign Language...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hehehe
i saw a trailer for the new series, these sort of people make me want to puke.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I really admire
Their selfless, humanitarian, warm hearted natures. You always know how ever busy they are, they will never forget the people who helped them get where are going.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I feel that those memories keep them awake at night
with a gun under the pillow :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ^This
but I'll still watch it. The trailer does seem to be mostly them saying, "Lookatmelookatmelookatme I'm a right cunt."

And I'm always amazed by how many high-powered business types, with their knowledge of finance and accounting seem to think they can 'give 150%'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
Is it just me, or does Far Right Prat look like he's doing the Talking Heads dance?

Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# The array of power poses on display here is really quite startling...
and I think Alan Sugar is stood about 3 feet in front of everyone else so he looks bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Strikes a POWER POSE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oh Pink Ranger!
You're so manly!

*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)