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# I went out photographing today
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# wow
and you pointed your camera at things and made it go click.

Well done you.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Dude, totally!
Why don't you blow her away with one of your fantastic images!
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Post less.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Don't post at all.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# careful
your B3ta hypocrisy meter should have told you that this is a-ok. Stand down and get ready to wittily swipe at a new person for the same crime along with the thronging hordes.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Friends liking their friends images
is hardly hypocrisy toasty. It's just human nature.
Also, Kk posts lots of stuff she's drawn, which I think makes people more tolerant of the occasional photo. Well, some people anyway.
Yeah, plus this person has contributed sweet fuck all except this pissy piece of criticsm.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# no, I'm not knocking friends liking stuff
just the fact that Rob has "RPS is shit" written on the posting page, people know not to post unshopped stuff and yet when regulars do it (not picking on KK in particular at all) it gets a pat on the back.
But the same patters, will shout at a new person in the blink of an eye for doing the same thing.

(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Uh, maybe it's because I'm a regular
so people know I don't come on here posting photos all the time. I almost never do. And there are plenty of people who post photos (new and regular) who don't get flamed. So don't say you're not picking on me.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I am NOT picking on you
I am pointing out to sanityclause the hypocritical nature of the site.
Have I actually replied to your thread saying don't do this myself?
As the great michael winner has been known to say, calm down dear it's only an advert
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I'm perfectly calm.
I am just pointing out the fact that any time I post a photo, you jump in and say something. That's all.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# nonsense
this is quite possibly the first time I've ever done it! And again, I was not saying anything about YOUR picture, I was talking to sanityclause.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Okay.
Whatever you say.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Sorry Kk,
Didn't actually mean to have a _proper_ go (as some of your defendants have alleged), just hastily posted a bit of a snitty remark against an un-photoshopped photo. No offence meant, I just remember the days when Sundays on the board were full of sixth-form photo projects of decaying wooden doors and trees silhouetted against sunsets.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# It's alright.
None taken.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I hear you
but to address your last point about n00bs, I do think there's more leeway given to people in terms of what they post if they've already posted lots of pics they've made, as in the case of Kk.
As for Rob's "RPS is shit": there was a time when Sundays were just a board full of dodgy sunsets. Rob made his feelings about it clear, and now it's changed. There has been at least one completely unshopped photo frontpaged, so they can't be completely frowned upon.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# has there? what was that of?
(not calling your bluff, genuinely interested)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# IIRC it was a van
with an internet expression (rofl or lol or something) on the side.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# classy
I'm sure some people would argue it was very funny. But it doesn't sound it :D
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I wondered at the time
if the "Unshopped" claim was just a joke, but I don't think it was. I also wondered (and I wasn't alone in this) if it was the posters own picture, but the mods are usually pretty sharp about that stuff, and if something gets missed someone here will have seen it and will point it out, jaded crowd what we are.
In fairness too I think it may have been funnier than my description of it makes it sound.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# it was this pic..
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Ok
so it WASN'T funnier than I made it sound :)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# It would have been much better in an existing thread, dude
at the end of the day
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I hear you
but what I hear is you voicing your opinion, which is fair enough of course, but that's all it is.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I think that photos are more accepted if they're amusing.
This is just a picture of a field. Fair enough if she's happy with it and wants to show it off, that's easily done by chucking a link or a picture in an existing thread.
It doesn't have to be a new thread and potentially push off work that someone has spent hours on.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# For what it's worth
I at least partially agree with you, but it's really not such a big deal once in a while is it? My main point here is that she's a good regular contributor and the person initially being pissy to her is not. In fact I don't think I've ever seen them contribute anything before this.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I see what you mean, but I don't like it when this site treats people differently depending on who they are, rather than what they do.
It's not something I'll often make a big deal of, but I can't see why they can't go in an existing thread. Everyone will still see it.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# The treating differently thing
is just human nature I think. After all, friends are effectively just people who we treat differently to strangers.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Yes, that's true.
Doesn't mean I have to like it, though.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Awww
Don't you like that I'm nice to you?
:p
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I want you to treat me bad.
Oh yeah.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# is this photo accepted?
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# We're always happy to see your hole, discomeats.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I have personally never
understood the b3ta discern towards photographs.

As long as they're cropped, and pretty then all is well.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Rob hates them and says that they should be put on Flickr, not here
(not speaking for Rob, just recounting what I have seen him say)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# To repeat I point I raised above
at least one completely unshopped photo has been front-paged.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Fair enough
I think i'm burning my kitchen, I may be a while :)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I don't advise a kitchen fire.
If you've got a fireplace, maybe move it to there :)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# granted
I appear to have hastily swiped at a board regular, nay sweetheart, but - a wonky photo of a boring field?
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# What's wrong with that?
It's an image board.
She took the photo.
It's not ALL she does, and it's not against any rule.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I'm going to find a photo of a field that I made all by myself now
edit:



click for bigger, yes it's shitty tied together, no I don't give an arse
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# That's cool.
:D
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# lots of cool snow :)
I think I can vaguely make a panorama now

that was taken with my sadly kaput camphone in december 2005
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Hahah
cool. :]


Also, oh. :[
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hehehe
sorry:)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# thats a nice field
well done
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# yes!
best field ever

give it 10 years it'll be full of skyscrapers
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# and hoverpenismobiles carrying people around
and no grass to bask in :(
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# yes
:/

but still, you can always crash your hoverpenis mobile into the river after being off your tits on pills

so all turns out nice :D

(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# YAY!!!
FUN TIEMS!!
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# That's lovely :)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# have urge to buy another crap camerphone
so more of this type of shit soon
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# It's not shit.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# yeah it is
"slight" banding problem

and also WTF is with calling a camerphone "megapixel" when it's just noise at anything over 640x480

still, not like it's a £1k slr is it :)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I think it looks good.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# looks too much like "dodgy colour plate in 1950's library book"
I got some better ones, somewhere

failing that I need to make some more

actually, yes, I has an idea, hopefully I won't get stabbed to death by the local chavs ("He's not from here and he's not on fire!" etc...) :)

there's quite a bit of scenic crap nearby tho I suspect anything decent will end up on flickr, which I don't thinkI registered at actually
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I'd make a flickr, but I don't take enough photos.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# just take lots of crap with a camerphone
I'm going to do some panoramas tho

as they can be quite nice
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# This sort of post (the original) warrants a reply along the lines of
"why am I looking at a picture of your dog"

Ive just come back from a week long trip to the middle of scotland with my camera, but Im not going to post the pics here because while I mostly post hand drawn images on the board I dont think people would like them taking up space.

Im not saying people should flame the regulars who post an occasional picture, but likewise you cant have a go at someone who does
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Personally
I think you have made a valid point
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I see a lot of stuff on these boards which I
consider absolute shite.

For the most part however, I don't say anything and move on, due to the fact that I don't contribute an awful lot to these boards beyond typing things.

Now, due to the fact that I have contributed a fair few hundred more pictures than you have, and still manage to keep this in mind, I don't think it's a lot to ask.

But then again, tis up to you.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# No Snow?
no frost damage either
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Newly planted
I think.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Yay!
I'm just about to post something :D
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I posted it four minutes before you replied.
Epic fail.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I know, I know.
Hush.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# How are you?
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I am good.
Been better, of course *sneakily points up* but I'm just ignoring it.

And you?
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I'm not bad :)
Just killing time with that cat up ^there.
My pizza went cold, though :(
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Aw.
Cold pizza is the best. :D

I has Vitamin Water. That makes me happy.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I just finished some milks, but this pizza is not good cold anyway :(
Mum didn't buy any of my favourite ones, either.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# What are your favorite ones?
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Four Cheese.
But there are five kinds on it. (Two types of cheddar).
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Aaah.
Hahah. I only like plain pizza. It's the best. :]
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Same here.
I had to make do with picking off the mushrooms :(
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# It appears to be some form of field
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# That it is.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# needs more tractor
and hoverhorse
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# A guy in a truck came after us
and demanded to know what we were doing.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Hahah
I hope you told him you were hiding a body.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I hope this guy owned the field right?
as it would be _fucking_scary_ otherwise....
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I think we were standing on the borders of his shitfarm.
He asked me why I took a photo of a particular house... I told him I hadn't (which was true) but he insisted a couple of times that I had. In the end I lifted my camera and said, "look, do you want to see?" and he declined.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# ahhhhh
did he think you were DHS......

does he have something "interesting" there

hmmmmmmm :)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# He was a little freak.
I didn't like him.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# :/
some folk just need to blow their trumpet
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# It just looks like a field
also the perspective is wrong as its pointing too far down, making the field look like its sloping upwards (if it is, then you should be able to make it look like it isnt)

try getting lower to the ground when taking the shot, and if you can get something interesting in the foreground then so much the better
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I'm sorry
but I don't believe you can have wrong persepctive in photography. I'm sorry ir displeases you, but I like it.

I know how to take photos, and I know how to take photos I like. If I wanted it to look flat, then I would have gotten on the ground.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# you seem to do that photometry stuff daily
^_^
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I try to
now that I'm on spring break. :]
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I try to sleep
and get woken up by coldness and stupid housemates
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Aww.
Just kill the housemates and steal all their blankets. ;]
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# they have gone for 9 days
I live in the basement - it gets cold - and the radiator is fucked! - landlord hasnt fixed it yet ( we moved in in july)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Hooray.
But also oh no. :[
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your tilled agricultural land?
woo and yay!
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Oh, you love it.
And how are you today, my dear?
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I am WELL
and FULLY CASIO'D UP

MM MMM.

I hope to buy LOADS and make a whole ARRAY of casio keyboards. Then play a single note and be brought to the point of orgasm by the retro goodness.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Or just get licked until you come..
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# CASIO FTW.
Althought I think my keyboard is a Yamaha.

(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Mine's a Yamaha.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)