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# gotta love those posts which start
'I'm not racist but....'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I don't mean to sound gay or nothing
but Depeche Mode are a really sweet band.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *cock rockets*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# TJ
I'm just typing an email to cadburys:

Hi,

I'm a forum member of a site called b3ta which you may have heard of. It's a digital arts community with an anarchic edge. The site has a great number of members and generates a lot of traffic.

In May this year we will be having a party in London with almost 70 of the most regular posters. At this party there will be a competition to see if anyone can eat two Creme Eggs at a time without spitting fondant everywhere.

There will be a lot of talk about it, many pictures will be taken which will be seen by thousands of people. Would it be possible for you to provide a big pack of eggs in return for the publicity that this will generate?

I know it's cheeky to ask but i just thought it would be a neat little marketing opportunity.

Yours Sincerely,


Should i do it? I think it would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Fucking yes, there's no harm in asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Creme egg eating?
Why was I not informed?

I could prolly do it too!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# now im depressed i cant go :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
'spitting fondant' is my new euphemism... now I just need something to apply it to.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hehe
Bathe in the glory of my prose
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# this
is the best reply I've read since 1988
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Do it.
Hard.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Add a ps:
I agree to fully indemnify Cadburys against any actions, legal or otherwise, that may result from choking or other misadventure in the course of this enterprise.

Then do it:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# But I do this for fun anyway
maybe i should write to them as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I don't hate Coldplay, but
I FUCKING HATE COLDPLAY
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# HUH?
Since when Have Depeche Mode been a gayer's band?
I've always liked them!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Your homework
is to buy and watch Orgasmo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# BUY!!!
What is this "BUY MOVIES" thing you talk about!!!
To the torrent mobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Tch
if you buy films you can put them on shelves and marvel at how many you have.

Also you can play the fun game of counting the films and working out approximately how much you spent on all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I don't like doing that with CDs.
It makes me think about what I could have bought instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Buy them as well then!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I am going to put in a massive order at one of the sites Ttssattsr pointed me to.
I'm going to use the tactic of 'buy shit loads of things that are cheap and look like they might be good'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I do buy some!
But only at sale prices.
*Waiting for Heroes to be under £25!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# yeah - although I was always suspicious of Duran Duran
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# they're clearly communist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# They're clearly excellent is what they're clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# excellent at being communists
and undermining our superior Western way of life
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Infidel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I've always quite liked them
but I'm not impartial to the allure of men either, so this does not prove anything much.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# happy b3taday for yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# !
I'm 5

*cries*

also - I remember when all of this was a cool and exciting meta media po mo digital wankers community
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)