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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Yay!
*goes to catch up*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# i hope they're not watching tv violence!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# okay, thanks for coming everyone - hopefully we're going to have a lot of fun today
and perhaps learn a little bit about ourselves too...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Cillit Bang!
Will they start dunking each other in Cillit Bang?

Will denizens dunked in Cillit Bang end up white?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Black not good enough.
Racist much?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm not racist, but...
wouldn't it be lovely to have rainbow denizens?

although quite how you would convey colour in a black and white cartoon I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# gotta love those posts which start
"I'm not racist but...."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I don't mean to sound gay or nothing
but Depeche Mode are a really sweet band.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *cock rockets*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# TJ
I'm just typing an email to cadburys:

Hi,

I'm a forum member of a site called b3ta which you may have heard of. It's a digital arts community with an anarchic edge. The site has a great number of members and generates a lot of traffic.

In May this year we will be having a party in London with almost 70 of the most regular posters. At this party there will be a competition to see if anyone can eat two Creme Eggs at a time without spitting fondant everywhere.

There will be a lot of talk about it, many pictures will be taken which will be seen by thousands of people. Would it be possible for you to provide a big pack of eggs in return for the publicity that this will generate?

I know it's cheeky to ask but i just thought it would be a neat little marketing opportunity.

Yours Sincerely,


Should i do it? I think it would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Fucking yes, there's no harm in asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Creme egg eating?
Why was I not informed?

I could prolly do it too!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# now im depressed i cant go :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
'spitting fondant' is my new euphemism... now I just need something to apply it to.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hehe
Bathe in the glory of my prose
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# this
is the best reply I've read since 1988
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Do it.
Hard.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Add a ps:
I agree to fully indemnify Cadburys against any actions, legal or otherwise, that may result from choking or other misadventure in the course of this enterprise.

Then do it:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# But I do this for fun anyway
maybe i should write to them as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I don't hate Coldplay, but
I FUCKING HATE COLDPLAY
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# HUH?
Since when Have Depeche Mode been a gayer's band?
I've always liked them!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Your homework
is to buy and watch Orgasmo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# BUY!!!
What is this "BUY MOVIES" thing you talk about!!!
To the torrent mobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Tch
if you buy films you can put them on shelves and marvel at how many you have.

Also you can play the fun game of counting the films and working out approximately how much you spent on all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I don't like doing that with CDs.
It makes me think about what I could have bought instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Buy them as well then!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I am going to put in a massive order at one of the sites Ttssattsr pointed me to.
I'm going to use the tactic of 'buy shit loads of things that are cheap and look like they might be good'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I do buy some!
But only at sale prices.
*Waiting for Heroes to be under £25!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# yeah - although I was always suspicious of Duran Duran
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# they're clearly communist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# They're clearly excellent is what they're clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# excellent at being communists
and undermining our superior Western way of life
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Infidel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I've always quite liked them
but I'm not impartial to the allure of men either, so this does not prove anything much.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# happy b3taday for yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# !
I'm 5

*cries*

also - I remember when all of this was a cool and exciting meta media po mo digital wankers community
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# they'll get angry
they probably wanted a 46" screen, and lots of channels

and maybe a junk food dispenser

I see trouble on the horizon :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I see a re-ed moon rising...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
edit: bah, time to escape to reality

adios folks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# yeaaaahhhhhhhh
big red face, glowing in the sky, no body like you, I don't know why, because you're not the moo-oon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Neil Armstong a walking on me face...
Buzz Aldrin a walking on me face...
The other one..spaceman a walking on me face!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# shud I made 'im a cuppa tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Huzzah!
If I may fawn for a moment - Easter Sunday afternoon while missus was asleep, gorging on chocolate and re-reading the whole of SA from the start over 90 minutes. Bliss. Nice work Senor Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I forsee unforseen consequences
Or at least I would... If they weren't... er... unforseen... I mean.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Yay JJ!
I keep missing 'em, but got it live today!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Cool
what TV channel broadcasts at 90 degrees to all the others? That would be great to mess with drunken friends' heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I know what they mean,
the TV appears to be a 'Tallscreen'!

Also, 'In Thanks'?

Also, the usual we're not worthy Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# They are watching infomercials, they will become expert sale men.
(REWRITABLE, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)