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# page 8! And we're back on course.
Pages 1-7 will be in my profile in ten minutes. are in my profile now! And will be the same size soon!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I lost my roll of Police Line Do Not Cross tape
last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# That
www.b3ta.com/board/8253323
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# All Panda's what are called Alan?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Who is this crazy guy called Panda who names all his somethings Alan?
I wanna meet this happening chap.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# This is Alan, my teapot
This is Alan, my commode
This is Alan, my pot of lube
This is Alan, my buttplug
This is Alan, my faecal stain
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *backs away from this chap, who is considerably less happening than previously assumed*
at least he spells fæcal right.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm considerably less happening than you previously assumed?
How disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You mean fecal?
;)

I do not begrudge the American spellings on certain words, but their propensity to drop letters from words just fucks me off like nobody's business! And don't even get me started on fucking aluminium! Or, sorry, Aluminum as those fucktards spell it! Why? They have no problem whatsoever with any other ~ium as far as I am aware!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# It was originally called Aluminum over here as well
however while the british society of chemists decided that since so many elements ended with 'ium' it was only fair to change aluminum to aluminium to fit the rest, the american society of chemists decided to leave it as it was originally.

so it was actually a case of us lot meddling that time.

Just so you know. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# It was the British who put the C in scissors and the H in anchor
in an attempt to make our language appear more prestigious (i.e. more like Latin).

Our language is shit and complicated and not worth making a fuss over.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Cock off!
I'm right and they're wrong!

But if that were the case, surely it would still be in the OED as a correct spelling from the English side? Which it isn't....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Sometimes I'll be scanning through the board
when a random mid-thread post catches my eye.
This is such a post.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# OI
www.b3ta.com/board/8253435
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Haha :D
'ning hexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# 'ning cae!
What's going down?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Coursework
and universities. Fo' sho'. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# drawin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# ITS A FUCKING LION!
Lock the window!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It's the freak in the corner with his eyes on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
#
TJ: does anyone know why I can't put a design on any colour t-shirt except white on spread shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Because the spreadshirt t-shirt designer is buggy and intensely irritating.
It's doable, but it just gets pissy sometimes. I hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# where's best then for setting up a t-shirt shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Try spice.com

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# thats just given me a page rotating red box
have I gone wrong here?

edit: seems to spice.co.uk, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# .co.uk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# yep, sorry
I even checked if it was .com or .co.uk and then typed the wrong one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You tard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# bah no red on there
and now illustrator won't open either. christ almighty i'm having a bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I don't know
I tried to make an awesome-o-pard hoodie for cr3, couldn't, and gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I also want to make a knitted awesome-o-pard, that would be so cuddlable.
Captain Wow suggested it, and I've wanted one ever since.

In fact, I shall do another AOP strip right now.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# cafe press wouldn't let me put mine on any light shirts
have i mentioned that i have a wonderful tee on sale at the moment, hurry while stocks last.

try cafe press, with the dollar only worth 25p at the moment stuff is a bargain.
www.cafepress.com/gstq
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I like the military green one best.
Let's all whore our shops!

www.cafepress.com/waspbox-cakes
www.cafepress.com/tatshop
www.spice.co.uk/user_list.php?category_id=77&user=69
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# it's the only one i like
i wanted to try white on natural but they won't let me.
also, my mince tee shirt is still going strong.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# freaky
i like it!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *greets 'n' thanks*
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I would love to make a fort again.
I've said that a lot recently.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# come over one day
we will make the best fort.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Is this before or after the rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# LUCOZADE: BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER RAPE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Streamline shaped bottle for ease of insertion.
ALSO: TASTY TASTY LUCOZADE RECEPTACLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Ugh. Apparently someone I know was once dared to try that.
Apparently he went for it, but the bottle cap is a major obstacle.

Not a nice story. I boked.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Oh man it's bottleguy all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# HOORAY FOR BOTTLEGUY :) \o/
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I regret us getting new sofas.
The cushions don't come off these, so I can't build anything fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hey nice
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I often have you in mind
when drawing these. I'm very much a fan of your style :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Excellent
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)