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# stress ball, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)
# unexpected!
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# WARNING!
DO NOT OVERSTRESS YOUR BALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# indeed, or the eventual eruption or "spurtment" will cause quite a mess
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)
# but makes for a wonderful anecdote
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# yes
"I was just strolling out to bat, and would you believe it I spurted with such vigour that my trousers exploded and snapped a wicket in half!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# pfft!
spiffing stuff, binky!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
# quite! now pass me the port and tell me about the norwegian sailors!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Bloody top hat?
Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# crimson jaunty cravat?!?!
tally ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Yes, of course.
How could I be so blind?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
# cause you have silk threaded through your pupils!
silly clansoul :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# always a bugger
when you wake up with that green stuff in your eyes though.
ooh, it don't 'alf sting
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Yeah, I hate that.
Also: I had a strange dream last night.
Something was in my hair, so I pulled it out and chucked it away without thinking.
When I woke up, there was a dead spider on my pillow.
Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# good job you weren't dreaming about horses
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
# hahaha
Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# ^This
but now I'm afraid to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# you should never be afraid of the monsters that come in the dark
it's the one's that come in the daylight you should be fearful of
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# This is very true.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)
# nite nite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You bloody loon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# i woke up with a lovely ganjover today
and a sore ear
read into it what you will :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)
# You want to kill your father and have a homosexual relationship with your second cousin.
AICMFP.

Edit: And if you don't have a second cousin, it also means you want one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# but but but
my second cousin is brand new, that's jus rude
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# The entire band?
Sorry, I couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# indeed
including Gerald, the secret siamese twin on
the drummers' waist.
he likes to smoke banana skins
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)
# *lunges wildly*
where're my croutons?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I saw it coming.
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
# funny, i saw you coming too
lovely curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Damn those webcams.
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# wave of the future my friend
now stop wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# can't help it
Stress balls are amazingly sexy.
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Haahahaha
*sympathises*
did I spell that correctly?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)
# 'ning!
isn't too bothered about spelling in his condition
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I used to work with a really short, fat and angry man.
We called him stress ball.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# was he made of an elastic like polymer?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)
# No, he didn't cope with stress very well at all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)
# what a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
# pop!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# kablammo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# aah, this exploding is going really quite well with zero 7 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)
# and with "voices green and purple" by the fuzztones w/ screamin' jay hawkins
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)
# DEATH TO THE ROUND.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 5:54, archived)