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# Not as forward as a girl i didn't know walking up to me and talking in detail
about sex, masturbation and lesbian porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# do you have her phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I only saw her once.
And decided i didn't like her for reasons unrelated to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# YOU mentioned sex first.
And I hadn't planned lesbian porn for ages yet. We've got artificial insemination, cock rings and spanish fly to cover first.

Turn to page 97- Daniel read the first paragraph please.

QUIET AT THE BACK. Is that gum?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Skip to spanish fly, I want to reference "Brass Monkey"
for Caewan
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# When I want a help teaching I will get a supply teacher
for you all to torment for a day.

UNTIL such time you will turn to page 97. And I want nobody's voice in the room except Daniel's. The first three I hear get detention.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# When Caewan was staying at my house
he kept saying I fancy Killerkitti, so I told him he must fancy Smash Monkey.
I kept singing "SMASH MONKEY! THAT FUNKY MONKEY!" to him.
Then when he left, he was still signed in on IE, so I put a large image in his profile declaring his love for her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Oh yeah, i remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# but smash monkey is above the age of consent
so it's not grooming
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I'm not grooming Kk, though. :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# keep telling yourself that
and it might hold up under polygraph
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# That's detention.
Ah-ah-ah, no arguing, I did warn you. Any more and you'll go to the Headmaster's office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Get the cane.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I would be arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Oooh handcuffs
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# not if he asks for it
he's over 16 right?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Soon, soon...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I think it's different if it's a pupil
loco parentis and all that.

Oh yeah, and also no he's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# oh yeh
that old chestnut.

although in the absence of any teaching qualifications you may get off
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I partly understand this.
Partly not
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# SMASH MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# You fancy KK.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Quiet, you'll give the game away.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I'm not really sure I want to ask, but...
"Spanish fly"?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# el fligo, signor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# You'd make a good teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I don't have nearly enough patience.
Which is a shame, I'd find it rewarding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# meh
girl i was chatting to on fri was telling me she loves giving fellatio, hates receiving cunnilingus and prefers being fingered.

her mates wouldn't fuck off and give me a clear shot though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# She hates receiving blow jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
#
Hrmf.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Heh! Triplepiss!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Around 15 years ago...
My little brother was at a party, saw some bird he fancies and told his mate "I'd love to suck her cock". I'm his best man next year, and I'll need to somehow work it into my speech without being quite as graphic as he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# a lad at my school
once said something similar. dunno if he's still alive to be fair
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Oh god.
I'm not letting anyone be my best man if i get married.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# that's a very expensive operation
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# YOU BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# badum-ching
you young uns correcting my improper slang
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I read a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i tried
to inflate my lady friend by blowing into her mimsy to give a woman a blowjob....


...she didnt like it

/ninja's
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You just put her lips together and blow?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# could've at least spelt mimsy right :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Video jug told me about 90 women a year die from this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# *pop*






???
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
#
img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/Tu9/animation62.gif

(nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Very dangerous, is forcing air into a mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# because queef follows shortly afterwards?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Or death.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i see
i shall take my chances, just won't use compressed air
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# how and why?!
sheerly it just come rushing out as a high pitched "fweeep"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
#
She hates getting her cock sucked?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# She was a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)