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# Borg Coffee versus Death Star Tea


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(Animalhybrid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Starbucks is NOT real coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# what?
they don't use roasted and ground beans and boiling water to make a drink?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Starbucks
only exists for those people who want to be seen as intellectual. Claiming that Starbucks coffee is nice is like claiming that McDonalds make Michelin Star food!

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# McDonalds make michelin men people
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# good enough
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# did i claim it was nice?
although it is drinkable, it's certainly cheap tat.
it's still "real coffee" although the same can't be said for mcdonalds' food
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# It is real coffee and mcdonalds food is anything but food.
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# mcdonald's food might not be nice food
but it really is food.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# if you can identify the animal it comes from
i shall award you a shiny penny
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Starbucks = Chavbucks
I was particularly amused to find out that in America Starbucks is considered a premium brand, with the aim to make "up market" coffee shops where successful people go for relaxation between important meetings and/or medical discoveries, etc, etc.

I think they've slightly missed the mark as the last time I went into one there was piss all over the floor and chavs fighting

(alright, not quite true but it was pretty unpleasant, none the less)
(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# it is brown secretions milked from the saggy skinfolds of poor people
er

and a slight tj: anyone know any good companies that do nice bespoke presentation folders, in a thick cardboard or even wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I could do a CGI one if it's for a virtual meeting
alternatively
www.tsl.net/Services/
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# You could try these guys...
Used them before for card based media. Good quality stuff but getting the stereo made up for cutting may be a little pricey if you're only producing a small batch. :)

EDIT: A link would help :)

www.dssmith.uk.com
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# True
But tea can't even beat hot milk. How poor is that?
(Animalhybrid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# bokes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hot milk is nice,
only if it has lots of chocolate added.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hot milk ends up tasting like rancid cheese.
There are plenty of kinds of rancid cheese. Hot milk is one of them in MY world.
(sludgebucket, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Oddly brilliant.
Very oddly, mind you...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# No,
I'll have a tea instead please hehe
(sludgebucket, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# LIES!!
You want coffee!
DRINK THIS DELICIOUS SHAKING COFFEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# :D
The answer has to be tea, tea being the victor and having wiped out the coffee hordes.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# coffee whores?
pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Stephen Fry has children?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# He has anything in trousers ive heard
but then im deaf
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I thought that, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Stephen Fry's Sperm
must be harvested for the good of mankind.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# MILK HIM!
its the only answer
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# How nice of you to volunteer
You can take this bucket, this rubber glove and a magazine called "Norfolk Weekly" to help him on his way.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Righto m'am
it'll look like a bucket of wallpaper paste by the time ive finished with him

will you be drinking it straight away or saving it for later?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# You may like it with ice and a slice
but I'm going to save it and make panacotta with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)