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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Advertising from the Future: What will ads look like the future? What new products will there be, and how will they be advertised? What current products will still be around, and how will they be sold?

Challenge suggested by by Art101. Thanks, Art.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I predict multiple entires of suicide booths
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# too late

...see filename for clue :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Ha ha! Ace!
To Hull with you
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Ooff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# All advertising shall be done through movies starring Will Smith.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# in the future?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# could be interesting
unless "attack of the 50ft woman" is advertised in the future...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# ATTACK OF THE 50P-OFF WOMAN
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# smart money on this actually appearing in less than 5 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# If it does, I might just cry a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# *prepares for TOAP onslaught*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# TOAPIC
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# needs more *in*
also awaits plethora of 'gillette mach 2000 blade razor' posts

Still, does sound good, with plenty of scope, :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# this^
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# what will ads look like, "the future"?
the popular leonard cohen album
edit: it's a rhetorical question
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# huzzah
go fraser! go fraser! go fraser!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Oh get a room D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# He's "working the crowd"
Perhaps in response to the usual onslaught of nay-sayers.
Edit: It's 9 minutes and no entries yet. I think that means that it's making people think.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I would think about things
But all I can think of drawing are bunnies, kitties, yellow men with large heads and no mouths, and more bunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# But
that is EXACTLY what ads will look like in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# But who could complain about that when you do it so well
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Oh you...
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Everything will just say
FUCKING BUY THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop a tenuous/mildly topical repost here then ...
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# hahahaha, that's ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Fantastic
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# :D
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# *sniggers
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# The future of advertising is already here.
and it is bad.
BT are trialling, while Virgin and Talk Talk are waiting to implement, a service run by ex rootkit spyware firm Phorm Inc. ( formerly 121media ) whereby the use of Deep Packet inspection hardware at the ISP premises will intercept every piece of web traffic you send or receive in order to analyse your web behaviour so that it can serve advertisements to you based on the places you visit ( and not just the content of the page you are visiting ). This is most definitely illegal under RIPA and many of us have written to MPs and the ICO in a bid to get this stopped now.

www.inphormationdesk.org/
petitions.pm.gov.uk/ispphorm/
www.petitiononline.com/BTRipa/petition.html

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)