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[challenge entry] Unforseen consequences!!!


Don't say you weren't warned...

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(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# 6 months tomorrow for me
smoke free. From a pack and a half a day. I'd say that warrants a blow job.

anybody? anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# *kneels*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# You'll want a ciggie to shift the taste.
(Wize, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Yeah, ok you can do me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# form an orderly line
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# What, I have to fluff myself?
This is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# what do you want for free?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
# yay!
Give the man a ceegaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Thanks!
hey... wait a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# you're someone who clearly needs a fag.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# well, I'd like one, but I'm not going to
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# not exactly what i meant, but....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I want a gay man too, but I won't
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Phew, lot of takers!
*waits his turn*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# right, you're up
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# *changes mind and runs away*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)
# No,
but when you're finished I'll give you a pat on the back and a hearty 'well done'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Rain/Parade interface:
I quit nearly 8 years ago. I'm here to tell you that the craving never, ever fully goes away, and that it can strike at any time.
Come back in 7.5 years and let's see if you still deserve the bj ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# yeah, It's ok. I know full well I'll always be a smoker
I'm just not going to smoke anymore
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I actually miss it in a nostalgic way sometimes
like it's an old friend I'm longing to hang out with.
There's a passage in Eno's diary where he talks about how "fantastic" smoking is, sitting out on a balcony at night, the tip of the cigarette glowing. I love the book but I curse him every time I come to that part, it makes me crave for days.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# yeah... I sometimes step downwind of a passer by just to catch the scent
but after 26 yrs I was medically forced to quit, or I'd probably, no would be, still smoking
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Thats quite true
as a reformed smoker myself I found that having something to put in my mouth helped no end.

Maybe he should be giving us the blowjobs...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Or...


They'll get there I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# .
It is evil and make is you kill?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Stray apostrophies make my pants smell.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Oops Sorry, well spotted, and corrected!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)
# 'kin hell
Weren't this lot outside the court house earlier on when Shannon Matthews' so-called mother got remanded?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Bottom Left, second one in...
isn't that Ian Brown?
(eyes, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# if they where serious about banning smoking...
why not stop selling cigarettes? durr
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Because they earn too much tax from them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# this country sucks donkey bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yep.
It's more popular to horribly tax the comparatively few people who smoke than it is to raise taxes for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)