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# all because the lady loves my man mlik
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# At fucking last!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# jacob dyer
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Yay, for that you can have a monkeyball

*edit - I just watched that video of the teddy bear. I wish I hadn't heard that, the audio file is genuine I think. I feel very ill and cold. That's fucking horrible.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :O
Oh please. PLEASE Mister.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Yeah
I have this terrible compulsive curiosity sometimes. There are definitely some things I wish I could un-see and un-know.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# That vid is pretty gobsmackingly grim
I wasn't too comfortable with the chap dressed as a golly, either.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# scary clowns and freaky dress up stuff I can handle,
hardcore porn, Chris Cunningham videos, all fine. But a man genuinely screaming for his life as it is taken from him scares the shit out of me.

I could be mistaken, it sounded like that and I'm not going to re-listen to find out if I'm wrong as if I'm right my stomach will empty.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# There's a what?
Video of war crimes on the newsletter? I haven't looked yet.

Although if that's the case I'll skip this one. That sort of thing isn't funny, I don't care how 'omgironic' you are.


Ok now I'm confused, I've just gone and scanned. I must be gettingthe wrong end of a very wrong stick.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
#
It's the teddy bear video we're on about.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# working from the available hints (without clicking the link)
I think it's footage of a teddy bear but the soundtrack is suspiciously realistic, enough to perturb folks.

This to my mind means either:
a) someone set out to make a disturbing bit of film and has succeeded through acting/editing talent, well done.
or
b) someone's been a soulless twat.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Aye, I just can't be fucked to look properly at the newsletter yet (not anyone's fault but mine)
Usually I save it for Sunday.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# all i heard was fuzzy noise and maybe the hint of a voice in it somewhere?
I don't know where you're getting the screaming-for-his-life bit from
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha.. have some wet monkeys... due to catastophic umbrella failure!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# cheers mister
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# thanks fella!
*mild glees*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# /waves arms above head a'la kermit the frog
Yay!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# huzzah
i think i fancy boris too...
but seriously, i can't work out whether i want boris or ken to lose more
i think my ideal situation would be ken loses, then boris gets sacked a month later for cocking everything up
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
#
Grumble.
Someone went baleet, with a thread.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Indeed
'tis here if anyone's that fussed

www.b3ta.com/board/8276722

Would have been far too easy to put horses there but...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Noel Edmonds used to do that toaster shooting toast thing
on the Late Late Breakfast Show. Doubt there are any videos available out there though.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# been reading the ebuyer telly reviews
haven't LOL'd so much in a long long time
www.ebuyer.com/product/134563/show_product_reviews
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)