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# I'm starting a one man band wagon
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I wish he would just hurry up and release his new album
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the TuPac album.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Biggie Smalls FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Lolizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
What it is, cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Dre, MD
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Oooh, I'd forgotten about him
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# who's he
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# shaddap
ear cataracts?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# THE TREES DON'T NEED TO KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# indeed they don't
get your commemorative tee shirts here, $1 from each sale goes to feed a starving diabetes sufferer in africa*

*may not be africa but all commission to diabetes uk, so far i have made nothing.
mostly because i forgot to add a mark up and only standot likes it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I'm getting utterly bored of how seriously rap takes itself.
Its all pouting and no substance these days. What happened to Run DMC?

Oh yeah.

Well anyway, I wish they'd all stop acting like little spoilt bitches and start releasing some decent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# roland rat ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# The Metropolitan Police FTW, rather.
I'd love to get that rap they released about not being naughty and being good instead. Anti-gang/anti-omgdruqzlolzorz it was, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I think it's time they re-released
"Just Say No"
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I love the Met.
Best* of all the police forces in the mainland UK.

*Except Thames Valley
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Actually, I was listening to the first Eminem album last week and I "LOLed" at the line:
"I dont rap to get the women, fuck bitches,
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha Eminem's got some great stuff.
"I smoked a whole bag of grass, and fell on my ass, faster than a fat bitch that sat down too fast"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# where do i apply?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# [email protected]


EDIT: There is an excellent B3ta-style flash animation on his website! www.eminem.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# that's weird!
is it supposed to make sense, d'you think? it might help if there was sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# i for one was rather pleased it was silent
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yes
it's probably for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# The sound isn't linked to the flash.
If you watch it, it's kind of a life story. He starts in the trailer park, then gets a big thumbs-up from "big cheese records" then ends up fat singing to an empty hall, then ends up dead! It's a typical Eminem piss-take.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# well
just so long as he ends up dead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I have a signed copy of Stutter Rap
It's all been downhill since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Woo!
Semi-relevant TJ - tosser! (subject of link, not your esteemed self)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7345780.stm
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
He hasn't realised he's an old man and thus yesterday's news yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Erm
I'd bet he's younger than Jay-Z

Edit: Oops! 2 years older
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# haha
jealousy perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# TJ the TJ
Sorry about that.

Anyone done the Proverb thing from the newsletter yet?
(Mad Frank, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# TJing a TJ?
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# only about four people
see the links board
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# gaaargh this argument annoys me
they've had hip hop for years at Glasto on the jazz stage, that's not a problem. The problem is that JayZ is a cunt who produces terrible commercial hiphop, but the organisers can't see this because they're so desperate to be 'down with the kids'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# :D
I met him once, he grunted at me!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *forgets about that person*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)