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# The new ITV Saturday night comedy series*

*Episodes 2, 5, 7, 8, 9 and the finale will be skipped due to the football
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *looks forward to episodes 3,4 and 6*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# sorry, due to some celebrity figure skating re-runs
those episodes will be shown in an edited format.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# they're not going to show those
no room in the schedule
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# It's because of the Hollywood writer's strike apparently.
They didn't write enough episodes so there isn't enough time in the schedule to show them all*




*yes I know it's gibberish, but it's ITV's excuse, not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# fucking ITV cunts.

*goes off to usenet to dowload the entire series and watch it all in one day without adverts*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# not the football type thing starting in 7 or 8 weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# top work sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Grand!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# :D
Nicely done.

How are you, Mr St? I've devided your first name is Happytoa, like Krakatoa except all gleeful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I'm the friendly sort of death by molten lava :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Pyroclastic flows ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Mmmmmm lovely and TOASTY warm.
You see?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha
hot stuff, coming though.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Pimp walk needed, STAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Krakatoa was just fine until some
bleedin' do-gooder transvestite newsreader buggered it up . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Krakatoa was never fine. Yellowstone should be fun when that comes around though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Bagsy me first with the dinghy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# You'd have better protect me from nature :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Get in my trousers, it's safe in my trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# No spiders?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Not that I am aware of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Okay then. It's a deal.
*clambers*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# All my dreams have come true.
There is a young man cowering and shaking with fear in my trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# You're a straaaange, straaaaange, kinky lady, lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR.
What?


Well yes I know it's true, but still.


I don't want to sit down.



I'll contempt of court YOU in a minute, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *falls over*
would you mind not doing that when I'm in the middle of making a point?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Hmmph!
I bet you didn't even click the link . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Of course I did, darling. I noticed 'teehee' too :)
I'm just grouchy is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *tickles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Ohohohohohohohoh!
*grumbles*
*curls up and sleeps*
I CAN'T SLEEP NOW. I'll sleep until like... this evening. Then I wont be tired when it's real sleep time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Well at least we didn't have to look at the Hulk's tongue and groove!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# eeeuw!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Sorry
I sorta made the thread dovetail!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# OH HEY GHOSTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# wotcha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Fuck ITV. I'd rather gnaw off my dick than have to put myself through anything they have to offer on their eyefuck of a channel.
Woo to you though, Mr.Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Pushing Daisies was excellent
like Amelie meets Edward Scissorhands.

Which is why I commented on the cockwitted twat tards at ITV who have dropped an episode just because of the European cup.

Which is also why I am now downloading that episode which is not something I normally do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You can get the bbc iplayer on the wii now.
It's ace, I watched Doctor Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I watched Doctor Who on tv at the normal resolution
at the normal time.

How futuristic am I?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Wow, on a full sized tv screen?!
I wish i lived in such an amazing futuristic world, i'm stuck with watching programs on my shitty tiny mobile phone* screen

*i dont currently possess a working mobile phone though, so i just stick post it notes on there and pretend it's actual moving pictures
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# YEAH WELL
That showed you. Bet you're sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# WHO ON THE WII?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# WOO ON THE BLEE.
Yes. No? Yes. Definitely. Hopefully sort of quite possibly ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# So, 1 good show? I just think it's all dire programming for mindless dolts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I can think of only one more
TV Burp.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# and You've been framed
jesus, thats 3 shows ITV have now, it's some kind of miracle.

Although both Harry Hill shows are between series.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Well they couldnt have them and Daisies on at the same time
the great unwashed might get confused by this thing called Quality and go on a riot.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Pushing Daisies
is brilliant, it's quite unlike anything I've seen on TV, in a very good way.
Plus it has Emerson.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Yes, I'll probably download it too
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# if you can reach to get yr mouth around it
surely you don't need tv at all
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# frame 3
is superb in every way

woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# isn't it
bruce banner?

wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahahaah!
I can't believe I did that, after spending a good 5 minutes double and triple checking that it WAS Bruce and not David (as it was in the TV show), I went and did it anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Bruce in the comics
David on TV


you geek
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# tee hee
smashing stuff, that is!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)