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katie melua but it didn't really work out.

YAY! I DECLARE A PEAROAST THREAD.

Though I don't have a big back catalogue I feel this beauty from the other day could do with one more airing.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

YAY PEAROAST

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

i found this in the depths of my hard drive

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Hurray, I've logged on to a repost thread.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Weeee

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XLVII .uk, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Nice elbow work there chap.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Thank you.

Just took a bit of blending on each layer but it's an improvement on this

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

it's a very big improvement

i'd be at about this level (though probably without that guy in the background he's fantastic) the other one's superb

Have one of my favourite ever pictures I've posted: "Harry Potter and the Wizard of Ozkaban"

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Geez Looweez!

*shakes head in shame*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

I know :(

I think I was chucking my toys from the pram at a challenge but this still makes me laugh like an idiot

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

OH OH TEH ROATS R BURNING LOL

Edit: Is harry groping her rack?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

I think he might be

the filthy little urchin.

Woo to this, by the way.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

I wanna grope her rack *sobs*

tanks for da woo. This was my first proper animash, I wuz sooo pwoud, I even showed my mum!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

She's still only 16 or so...

My first animash was

which is really quite poor compared to yours...

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahah I like that

16 meh, only illegal if I get caught. my lack of women makes me sad. I dunno if it's the hair, the beard, the clothes or the maths major :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

16's quite legal

but she was about 14 in that film....

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

14 = 16 ± 2

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

hahaha

that's a reasonable margin of error

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

heeehehee

I abandoned experimental physics a long time ago...but I did discover something :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

I ditched astrophysics

when I got sick of error bars covering the whole graph, and being given good marks for finding out a galaxy cluster was 15+-10MPc away. Someone else in the group got something like 13+-15 and still got good marks. It could be 2Mpc behind us! Stupid subject.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Haha, bloody hell.

I expect that's only 1 standard deviation, as well.
Now I'm in medical physics, we like to be fairly certain about things.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I bloody hope so,t oo

Astrophysics doesn't really seem to mind.

edit: 1 standard deviation, yes.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

astrophysicist is there solely

so stupid people can still be scientists

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Ooooh

Controversial :)

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

I stand by my statement

an astrophysicst didn't bang me when I wanted her to.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

I've had that experience

Damned astrophysicists. She then went for another astrophysicist, two years younger than her. Silly girl.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

there's nothing wrong with older women

they are mature, and sensible, not like spoiled little turds.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

I'm not knocking older women

(fnarr fnarr), it was just that she went for younger men and I was a year older than her :(

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

didums... oh well

I'm not knocking older women either, inspite of the fact I want to

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

It could even be the offering to cover people in garlic sauce.

Strangely enough, my girlfriend actually likes it when I talk physics, for reasons I've never quite understood.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

damn you damn your eyes

*runs to crying corner*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Sorry.

If it helps, I found that drinking lots helped kick things off.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

I've done that what now?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Now find a woman who has had the same idea.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

*looks under big pile of papers* Nope

where else can I look?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Even beter

Find a woman who's had the same idea and is also a physicist. That can work well. There aren't *many* women physicists, alas, but there's some great ones out there.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Strangely enough, there's quite a few in Medical Physics, maybe 30-50%.

I'm not sure where they come from, because there were hardly any on my degree course.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

when i was doing my degree in theoretical physics we had about 10% or less. there's a few more in astrophysical/cosmological type of things though.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

maths honours sydney uni 2008

women = 0 :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

bad luck. go and chat with the physicists instead....

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

they've all met me

so it's probably not gunna happen

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

And being enthusiastic

I've actually been able to talk to girls about physics without getting weird looks and told to fuck off out of their faces.

But it helps to know them a bit first. "Hey, baby, I've got a Masters in Theoretical Physics. Want to hear about the Top Quark?" is not the best chatup line.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Yeah, that's true.

You have to at least try to make it sound interesting.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

damn baby girl,

I'm doing higher level applied maths, wanna integrate?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

hahaha

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

This is the one I was thinking of,

definately an improvement.

Have this. (again)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Ok I will, but you have to take this guy off my hands.

He's costing me a fortune in hats.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

I love this thread

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Haha, I thought that was a whip for a while.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

It's not the best animation I've done

but I just found it on my hard drive and I still love it anyway :)

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I understand.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

I also love that

even the way its beak elongates.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

I was pretty happy with how smoothly it came out.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

hahaha

i forgot about this picture

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Yays!

Right I should get off my arse and make something of my weekend.
See all you cunts later.
:D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Bye.

I've actually done some work already today, I'm just killing time waiting for a download now.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

porn?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Not this time.

A trial of Corel Draw because apparently it can split my large poster into A4 sheets automatically.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

awesomeness

I haven't used corel since about version 3, back in the day...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

I've never used it before.

And I'm only planning to use it for this one thing, unless it looks cool and I fancy a play.
I feel that I might be held back by my inability to draw, though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Have fun

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

yay for repost threads!

"News just in: Shatner vomits up hummingbird at birthday bash"

I wasn't around for the Shatner challenge the other work. Bah.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

I have an update on that story.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

BAD HUMMINGBIRD!

It's all that Shatner's fault.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

He'll get his comeuppance before long.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahaha!

i love that

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

ROATS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Woo for Thieririuiuiuiue

(I don't speak French)

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

She be lovely

and with a surname I can never remember how to spell.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Can I pearoast this then?

(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

You most certainly can

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

well, you've done it now, so have this in return

FUCK REDEX :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

PHWOAAAAAAAAAR

I WANT MY HARD DRIVE IN HER DEPTHS

GARLIC SAUCE TIEM!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

I CONCUR

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

MOAR ROATS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

CATS

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

I FARKIN HATE CATS

Was talking to me old man about this today and he said that cats are disdainful and proceed through life without caring what happens around them. I said I wasn't going to like them even if we had a lot in common.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Cats are certainly selfish little creatures

but I do love them anyway.

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

spidercat

does whatever a spidercat does...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Disgusting creatures

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

hahahaha

it took a few seconds of staring to see -- and then i didn't want to anymore.... nice one!

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

that's excellent

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

ha ha!

noice!

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

I doubt you're still around

but I've been going through my old posts and updating the links for any picture I've still got on my hard drive. I hardly think you'd remember this one....

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boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)