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# dearest darling b3ta
Saw this and thought of you


Cue magenta...
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# For Hanke...



and... eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# well hampton means cock innit
saw that on the orange site and it tickled me so
RIS: Assessment - wear PPE. (nothing to get, just laughing about willies)
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# it does?
where?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# England?
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# England's fightyest nonces
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I for one would like to see this television programme made.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I'll see what I can do - my Brother works in 'The Industry'
so I'll speak with him tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# the nonce industry?
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# In his world. Just leave it Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# My world
Yeah um England?
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Is that anywhere near um Bongo?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Um England, Um England
they drink it in dey Finland
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# gayface ?????
i must have missed it last time, 'cos you were behind me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Gayface lol
AIDS lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# But it's such a very soft material....
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# and it smelt like an alpine spring morning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# teddington possibly but not hampton
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Sing along!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Wonderful.

But ... should there be an extra sign at the end which is twice as large as the others ...
or is my memory of the tune completely shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# You are my hero
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# this is what I meant to say
but I was too busying laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Um...Er
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# *Doffs cap*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Sher-man Sher-man
Sher-man
Sher-man
Sher-man
Sher-man Sher-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Big old tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# 'S not a panzer though.
That's a Russian T34.
/tread head pedant's corner
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# HaHa HaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Ha Haaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Har!!
I licked my monitor just for the off chance of catching your post's awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at a...
Why am I looking at this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Is this the 69 24 24
thing?

Hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# it really was that funny
"London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London."
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I am aware of that. But as it has bindun
so much I just assumed it was something not seen before and the only thing I could spot was the phone number on the other sign that is vaguely amusing. But only vaguely.
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# oh aye
I just went to orange.co.uk for a new phone and it said Hamptons For Sale and it amused me so here we are.
Not exactly side splitting
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# is it because it says '4 sale' instead of 'for sale'?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Is it because the tops of the railings look like black cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# needs more red tip
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Needs less scraping the bottom of the barrel
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Which would be all well and good if the barrel actually had one
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Of course it has one.
It must do ...
Mustn't it? ...

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# black penises are barbed as well?
no wonder the ladies love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# barbed for easy entry
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# LOL
yeah mate, wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# OI YOU.
I tried in vain for about five minutes yesterday to get a picture of me giving my little Mighty Thor figurine a kiss on the cheek and failed miserably.

But the thought was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)