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#
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# HE'S HAVING SEX I THINK
SHE'S HAVING SEX I THINK
THEY'RE HAVING SEX I THINK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# crivens
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# THEY'RE HAVING SEX
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# YOU'RE HAVING SEX
YOU'RE HAVING SEX
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Congrats on becoming a Doctor ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# thank bingowings!
he started calling me dr and it stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Oh damn!
So you cant inspect my prostate?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# well i can...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# You know I would love nothing more ;)
So how have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# good and you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# woah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
I say this safe in the knowledge that I am now only 7 posts away from complete nudity! DAMN YOU JESSIE AND RAISING THE STAKES ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Raising the stakes
Is that a Euphemism?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Play me right and yes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Is this an attempt to get people to talk to you
so they can get you closer to going full frontal?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# PUT IT AWAY YOU TARD
 
ahhhahhah thread deletion lol
www.b3ta.com/board/8307555
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Is this where people who don't get any post?
Hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# throwing the horns with your free hand is a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# i'm a showman through and through
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)
# WITH A DOLL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I did this after you left for the pub last night.
www.b3ta.com/board/8304500
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I saw it in the archive and it was good. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# [/:-D
It would have been better if I could have thought
of something other than pierced with a wood stake.
But meh, a pointed stick is fine too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# If she's lying down....
And he's up like that, then he's shagging her thighs.

Otherwise she is a mutant.
(I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# or
he has a long and bendy cock
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# actually, I think he may be going for some kind of aiming skill here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# the MEGALUNGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# the OLYMPIC MEGALUNGE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# the PARALYMPIC MEGALUNGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# pimp that bitch's ride, give that wheelchair a v8 engine oh yeah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# hydralic lifts, fat rims and a 22"sub
pimp that trick ass mofo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# fuck yeah!
he'll be the envy of everyone

until he falls into a ditch and catches fire

the twat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Well he's either going for the method of inserting
and then leaning between horizontal and vertical, or has just spluffed all over her stomach.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I hope that's a loose blanket
and not a staggering quantity of leak

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SEX JUICES!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# looks like she's turning inside out there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I did consider that people would see it as some kind of seepage.
But I couldn't draw her hand right so it had to be done.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# ahh, the old "hastily drawn bodily fluid avalanche to hide crudely drawn appendage" trick
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# How
do you keep your hand steady and draw this at the same time? Impressive!

If you get bored with the same partner, try variety in a can

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# can i watch?
i'll keep real quiet an' all
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# awesome
I can't find anything wrong with this picture, its really good.
(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# what about this picture?


is there anything wrong with that :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# if that's wrong then i don't wanna be right
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# A tasty and nutritious treat for all the family
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# and they'd better appreciate it!
poo in the mouth is the new rage sweeping the nation
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# explains the sudden rise in cup sales
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Yes, something very very wrong.
The table the woman is lying on appears to be floating.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# fear not young jeru, the table is not a freak of nature or a defiance of commonly accepted norms of gravitational activity
it is infact a projection of a larger table, in a huge factory, producing tasty treats for children
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I understood little if any of that.
You're saying she's hovering on an OHP?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# nah, it's a portable beamer
an inflatable bmw 3 series
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# hahahah
craving jam
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I could spread it on everything
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I rather you didnt
;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# me too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# and again
your sig is giving me meat cravings!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# your sig is making me see things all brown!
with really bad fonts

and also I want a meat pie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# :D
I has bacon but no bread :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
#
i can manage you a pasty
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Im half tempted by a take-away
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# First time for everything.
Even if it is only in your dreams. [/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# THIS PICTURE EXPLAINS ITSELF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# This is awfully like CAPITALScapitals's stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Who in the what when?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# that looks awkward.
how can you fuck that corpse with that text hovering around?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)
# that window's not having sex.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)