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# My My Grandma, what a big translator globe you've got!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# MY OLD SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# MY OLD FISHNETS!!!
...damn said too much!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# MY OLD FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I seem to be in a state of arousal,
and fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Best kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# but it's not the good type of fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# You said you were aroused.
Can't be too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# More a case of
phwoar! then Arrrrggghhh! I would say a 60/40 split in favour of fear.

Overall it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I once wondered
if I could overcome my fear of spiders by associating them subconsciously with sex. My idea would be to watch porn and intersperse the "experience" with looking at pictures of arachnids. I never did it though, just in case I ended up becoming phobic of shagging.
(Scary Dave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# i can see why they call you scary dave
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Wicked City.
Go.

Although be prepared to never like spiders or vaginas again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# spidginas?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# or becoming
attracted to spiders!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Cheap prostitutes though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# is there a worst kind of arousal?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# When you're looking at your own mother.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ah yes
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# MY OLD GINGHAM APRON!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# roffl€
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# So turned on right now
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# ...so the rest of us don't have to be?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Very Spangworthy!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I imagine a blowjob would be out of the question...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# *cascade of wrong thoughts*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# It'd be like a car wash for your cock
with horrible, serrated disk mouth at the end
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# "like a car wash for your cock"
that'd be a good advertising slogan
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# How about making one out of a vileda supermop for the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# what, and fork out 2.99 for a vileda supermop from woolies?
i think you overestimate my dedication
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# MY OLD MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# fuck off
i'm not that old


:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# yayes for ood
thilleh creatures
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# cool creatures, thilleh name
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# that's all kinds of wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# ah, but it's the right kinds of wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Woo Ood!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)
# damn, that's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)