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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

"THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WON A CONTEST TO HAVE DINNER WITH GARY COLEMAN IN MEXICO"

/south park ripping Family guy blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

ahhahah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best take on this, ever.

This is why I love the gayshift, nothing but pure fucking gold.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

this^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

hahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

That'll hold the little bastards for another night.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

Haha

I fucking loved that.

I used to enjoy Family Guy up to about season 3.
Then it became ENTIRELY FOCUSED ON THE OBSCURE JOKES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

that's almost as totally fucking accurate as the time Tony Robbins told me that Lois was hot

_{what?

what?

fuck you

Lois is hot}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

yes

south park is pure brilliance
Imagination land is just amazing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

hahahaha

^this^!

Due to work, I have not really watched any telly for several years. I have spent the last two weeks catching up on about 5 years worth of South Park. I watched the trio of Imaginationland just yesterday - watching a care-bear get decapitated will stay with me forever!

Still can't beat Scott Tenorman Must Die though in my book.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

In one go

is the best way to see them
Sending kurt russell through the gate - just genius!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

We tried that.. he got raped to death by christmas critters.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

hahahaha

"What else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?"

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

hahahahaha

I just watched Cartoon Wars on Southparkzone.com!

Go the Manatees!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

do you work for southparkzone.com?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

hahahah, no....

I just found it the other day and have spent hours catching up on missed episodes...as above post testifies.

Anyway... - still up for that burger?

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

YES!!!

I have now got a bursary over the summer, but thats only for 10weeks so should be september fine

Any luck with sponsers yet?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

i'm heading to the states in september anyway, i think

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

Must admit,

been really busy at the pub. Lost my head chef so been working 16 hour days, and not had much time to sort things out. Got a few interviews this week, so I'll start sending out the emails as soon as I get a chance.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

Awesome!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

is this still going ahead?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

Oh I fucking hope so.

I lost 17 lbs in the last few weeks in readiness!

(only 4 stone to go, to be classed as "obese") :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

I had 4 giant burgers from co-op today

they were the size of a slice o bread each

this is gonna be a struggle

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

i know

i'm going to have to start training. whats this about sponsers?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

to pay for flights

or the rental of a car

blog it - lots of hits

channel 4 commission a tv special

PROFIT

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

fuckin' a

keep me updated i'm still very much in for this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

Indeed.

My idea was to see if a reality TV company would sponsor us to see if it was possible to gain weight as an adult male at the same rate one gains it when in the womb. :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

thats not a bad idea

worrying. very worrying. but awesome nonetheless. you should see if we can get them to pay for a personal trainer to lose the weight again too.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

sod the car

they can pay for the Winnebago, the emptying of the chemical toilet, the hospital costs, and the repair of the ruptured rectum.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

Hahaha

there will be no hospital costs but the toilet will certainly be a mess

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

liposuction perhaps :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)

what about a stone maybe a bit more

We would just have violent shits after each burger I'd think - and that much weight isnt that hard to lose

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

i've never been over 10st

so i have no idea how long losing weight takes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

Ive hovered around the 10 mark for ages

but stop drinking and it goes down
I noticed a shift in weight over the lean summer periods where less beer is drunk

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

you drink less in summer?

good lord. i'm shit at heat, i need beer and pimms on IV to keep me sane

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

I work most summers

and I live in a shittly little village
which none of my friends live in
And the nearest town is a £5 bus ride away
and when im trying to get out of the overdraft its a bit annoying
(also my liver needs time to rest)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

ah i suppose that'll do it.

i spend most of summer at my friend's house and her dad hates seeing sober people in his house.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

haha

what parents
also i cycled to work everyday - even worse for getting a belly

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

oh christ!

Another pipe cleaner.

I've been 18 stone since I was 18...at least I haven't gained weight I guess!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

one of my house mates has just got himself down to 17 recently

admittedly he's a tall guy though. whereas i'm 5'7"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

But I eat and drink like a 20st man

its fine!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

10st?

Jesus christ!

Epiphany - should we run out of dollars, I suggest just coating this chap in marmite and selling him as twiglets.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

*prays americans don't like twiglets*

I've got a violently fast metabolism. I tend to eat about 4 meals a day and do no excercise except the massive slogs up hills that are walking around sheffield. gimme two years and i'll explode...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

You live in broomhill

hardly a hill!

I have to walk up conduit next year - not looking forwards to that at all!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

where up there?

the hill off of northumberland is bloody steep ashally. i've got calves like iron now.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)

western rd

alot further away then this year :(
Have to put effort in to get home next year - not looking forwards to it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

thats a bit of a mish.

i'm behind somerfield next year :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

ah Sheffield...

Nice. I worked at the Grapes for about two months 6 years ago. That was good fun.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

its a nice town

a bit dull though i find. but it is home to belly busters. the biggest fucking breadcakes you ever laid eyes on. those will be my training regime

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

Sheffield is awesome

Not yet to visit the grapes in my nearing 3 years of being here tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT, SPARROWFART?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)