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# WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT, <INSERT WORD/NAME/CONCEPT>?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# "THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WON A CONTEST TO HAVE DINNER WITH GARY COLEMAN IN MEXICO"
/south park ripping Family guy blog
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)
# ahhahah.
 

 
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best take on this, ever.

This is why I love the gayshift, nothing but pure fucking gold.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# this^
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# That'll hold the little bastards for another night.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Haha
I fucking loved that.

I used to enjoy Family Guy up to about season 3.
Then it became ENTIRELY FOCUSED ON THE OBSCURE JOKES.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# that's almost as totally fucking accurate as the time Tony Robbins told me that Lois was hot





what?


what?


fuck you


Lois is hot
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
# yes
south park is pure brilliance
Imagination land is just amazing
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)
# hahahaha
^this^!

Due to work, I have not really watched any telly for several years. I have spent the last two weeks catching up on about 5 years worth of South Park. I watched the trio of Imaginationland just yesterday - watching a care-bear get decapitated will stay with me forever!

Still can't beat Scott Tenorman Must Die though in my book.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
# In one go
is the best way to see them
Sending kurt russell through the gate - just genius!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# We tried that.. he got raped to death by christmas critters.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)
# hahahaha
"What else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?"
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
I just watched Cartoon Wars on Southparkzone.com!


Go the Manatees!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# do you work for southparkzone.com?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)
# hahahah, no....
I just found it the other day and have spent hours catching up on missed episodes...as above post testifies.


Anyway... - still up for that burger?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)
# YES!!!
I have now got a bursary over the summer, but thats only for 10weeks so should be september fine

Any luck with sponsers yet?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)
# i'm heading to the states in september anyway, i think
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Must admit,
been really busy at the pub. Lost my head chef so been working 16 hour days, and not had much time to sort things out. Got a few interviews this week, so I'll start sending out the emails as soon as I get a chance.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)
# :)
Awesome!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)
# is this still going ahead?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Oh I fucking hope so.
I lost 17 lbs in the last few weeks in readiness!


(only 4 stone to go, to be classed as "obese") :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I had 4 giant burgers from co-op today
they were the size of a slice o bread each

this is gonna be a struggle
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i know
i'm going to have to start training. whats this about sponsers?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# to pay for flights
or the rental of a car

blog it - lots of hits

channel 4 commission a tv special

PROFIT
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# fuckin' a
keep me updated i'm still very much in for this
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Indeed.
My idea was to see if a reality TV company would sponsor us to see if it was possible to gain weight as an adult male at the same rate one gains it when in the womb. :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)
# thats not a bad idea
worrying. very worrying. but awesome nonetheless. you should see if we can get them to pay for a personal trainer to lose the weight again too.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# sod the car
they can pay for the Winnebago, the emptying of the chemical toilet, the hospital costs, and the repair of the ruptured rectum.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha
there will be no hospital costs but the toilet will certainly be a mess
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)
# liposuction perhaps :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)
# what about a stone maybe a bit more
We would just have violent shits after each burger I'd think - and that much weight isnt that hard to lose
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)
# i've never been over 10st
so i have no idea how long losing weight takes
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Ive hovered around the 10 mark for ages
but stop drinking and it goes down
I noticed a shift in weight over the lean summer periods where less beer is drunk
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# you drink less in summer?
good lord. i'm shit at heat, i need beer and pimms on IV to keep me sane
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I work most summers
and I live in a shittly little village
which none of my friends live in
And the nearest town is a £5 bus ride away
and when im trying to get out of the overdraft its a bit annoying
(also my liver needs time to rest)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)
# ah i suppose that'll do it.
i spend most of summer at my friend's house and her dad hates seeing sober people in his house.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# haha
what parents
also i cycled to work everyday - even worse for getting a belly
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)
# oh christ!
Another pipe cleaner.


I've been 18 stone since I was 18...at least I haven't gained weight I guess!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# one of my house mates has just got himself down to 17 recently
admittedly he's a tall guy though. whereas i'm 5'7"
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)
# But I eat and drink like a 20st man
its fine!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)
# 10st?
Jesus christ!

Epiphany - should we run out of dollars, I suggest just coating this chap in marmite and selling him as twiglets.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)
# *prays americans don't like twiglets*
I've got a violently fast metabolism. I tend to eat about 4 meals a day and do no excercise except the massive slogs up hills that are walking around sheffield. gimme two years and i'll explode...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# You live in broomhill
hardly a hill!

I have to walk up conduit next year - not looking forwards to that at all!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)
# where up there?
the hill off of northumberland is bloody steep ashally. i've got calves like iron now.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)
# western rd
alot further away then this year :(
Have to put effort in to get home next year - not looking forwards to it
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# thats a bit of a mish.
i'm behind somerfield next year :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# ah Sheffield...
Nice. I worked at the Grapes for about two months 6 years ago. That was good fun.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
# its a nice town
a bit dull though i find. but it is home to belly busters. the biggest fucking breadcakes you ever laid eyes on. those will be my training regime
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Sheffield is awesome
Not yet to visit the grapes in my nearing 3 years of being here tho
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT, SPARROWFART?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)