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# Is it five years ago already?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Its still 2008 where I'm sitting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# phew
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# East side is the best...
Thinking back to about 5 years ago when Ali G came out, Is it me or was that also when the Chav boom hit ?

hmmmmm Chav Boom (Mental image including Mushroom Cloud)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# It's ali g's fault
he is the mother-chav. Ask sacha cohen were ali g lives, then gas the fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# As long as you don't hurt Sacha.
I have plans for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Will these plans involve SEXY RESULTS?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Do I have plans that don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# if tht's the case, you must make the most interesting dinners ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Wipeclean tablecloths have a multitude of uses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# you filthy scamp
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *allows hair to be ruffled*
Ahhhh cheers squire, I'm just off to look up skirts *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Saved you a job
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skirts
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Thanks you ma'am
Please may I have another
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *pushes into pan aisle at tescos*
There, that's at least ten. I'm off guys, bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *hang on*
*runs downstairs*
*makes lunch*
*runs back upstairs*
*starts eating*
*sammich keyboard interaction*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Do they involve pain and ultimately a slow death?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Yes, and sort of but no.
A little death. Petit mort, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Fear is the little death
Fear is the little-death which brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
When it is passed, I will turn the inner eye to follow its path.
Where it has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Fear is the mindkiller?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# that brought a tear to my eye
and it made me cry too
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I love him when he's talking in his proper voice
And all suited and stuff
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# YES yes.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness yes. See? Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I prefered him when he was Ice skating



Sasha Cohen
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I see they found a use for all my old CD's
.....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Looks like my payroll lady but with smaller boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Will she pay me?
Infact, if she looks like this wioth boobs, I'll pay her
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# She's just got married.
Most of the males in this company (including myself, honorarily) are a bit upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Enjoys the thought of an honorary man
Mind you I had an honorary man at my stag night
and she was my payroll lady, so maybe there's a pattern
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# If she were my payroll lady..
We'd have a roll then I'd empty my payload.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# what? you'd stage aerial aversion maneuvers and then drop several thousand lb's of high explosive on her?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Well duh!
What else could he possibly have meant? =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# well, I got no idea, because I am all wide eyed and innocent
O.O

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I'm talking about exercising my prostate.
Sorry that's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Well duh!
what else could you have possibly meant?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# look at the size of her polo
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'll take your word for it
Wish I could remember my skating training
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# 1 Put on skates
2 Place skates on ice
3 Don't fall over
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 4.
5. profit
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Step 3 was the one I couldn't remember
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Time to call Argentina
Then I'm off to lunch at the Cheshire Cheese Public house
Laters awl
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# The one was a reaction to the other
Just be sure you get the order correct though.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It amazes me
That I see kids dressed like Ali G and they don't see the irony.
They just hit me when I laugh at them.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah
They hit you but if you touch them you get arrested for Assult !?

Hmmmmm Chav Police, Hay Maybe Chav Police could be a weekly image challenge.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Not always true`
I recently chased two chavs with a stick. (I had the stick)
Strangely Mr Plod agreed he would have done the same!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)