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[challenge entry] Extreme Gladiators?
How about Gladiators Ultra? Now 10% more absorbent

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(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# With new "freshelle"
WTF is "freshelle" all about?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# it's so that chav mums can name their 8th daughter after it
and it gets some free publicity
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# After having her abducted by her step cousin's brother's wife's butler?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ah, the 'Dewsbury gambit'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# That made me guffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Bullshitting women into spending even more money on sanitary products
Including VAT because apparantly having your insides rip themselves out once a month is a luxury

/rant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ah come on now
if it was more than once a month it wouldn't be a luxury
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *scowls*
Let's shove a bottle brush up you once a month, see how luxurious you feel then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# cor
*engorges*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *beats the crap out of*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# But are you not of the pregnant?
So no toilet brushes?

I don't know much about these things I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I am, so technically am not needing to be so angry about these things right now
But that one thing in particular pisses me off SO BLOODY MUCH
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Seems fair enough to me...
I'm sure I'd be peeved if I had to do that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# what they've done is they've taken the word 'fresh'
and made it a little bit more feminine by adding the postfix 'elle' to it... thus, women will be stupid enough happy to stick it up inside themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Funny...
That didn't work for the gazelles

Guess their marketeers were inferior.
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Freshelle?
Bad enough as it is, beauty creams with the likes of BOSWELOX(TM) must take the prize for bad skience-type terminology.
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ox bowels!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Woo yay
today is my birthday... so I am going to sing my birthday song:

Deep within the wall of time a creed shall thus be born.
See the mighty united with the egg of tyranny.
Check this force within the womb of life for three-quarter and nigh a year,
The creed shall thus be born. The creed shall thus be formed.
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears.
A celebration of the years from the immortal sky.
A year of yeeeears.
TWENTY NINE bells…
…will chime,
when the heavens open up, and drink from the silver cup.
A creed shall thus be born. A creed shall thus be formed

thank you everyone for your kind birthday wishes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# twenty nine belms?
also, happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# BIRTHDAY!
Have cayke!
*proffers*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Happy Birthday Professor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Happy Birthday dear sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Surely we should be singing to you?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)