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# first ever post
please be ever so gentle
x



bigger?
(Smashing Pasties, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hurraaaay.
I like your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Also, click below for important B3ta info:
Here!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# That link smells of manure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# 'More muck for your buck'
This is literally the best sentence I've seen or heard all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Sound like Tesco Value Pron
Noons awl
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Amateur/Tesco Value is the best anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'll have to look out for it
what's the difference between amateur and proffessional?
It's not like the pros have got an extra way of doing it or anything
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Money, lighting and how drunk the girl is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ah ha
And there is always the rohipnol fator
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# :D huzzah and hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *hug* ningles dollface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Pongtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# knob.
sif have a mirror.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# OH HOW THIS IS FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Arf!
check out this funny video (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i cannot endorse this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# my brain's not working tonight
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# OH LAWL.
Lucky my sound card is fried.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# assuming this is a horse link
it's a cunt's trick that has worn very thin indeed. I know they've taken the music off, but it's just boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It's just a bit of fun on the internet. Lighten up, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# No thanks, I already have one.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Music is still on
Could be worse
Ooh nice
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# This one has music
'never going to give you up'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# thanks!
*smiles with glee*
(Smashing Pasties, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# NO GLEE SMILINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *hangs head*
(Smashing Pasties, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Okay, just a little gleesmile then.
AND JUST THIS ONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# NO, NO GLEE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# NO, NO NO GLEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# COME ON, LET'S DANCE LIKE A SMALL HUMAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *creeps up behind discomeats and removes sliver of skin from behind right ear with scalpel*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# no! my spare skin!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *glomp*
YOU ARE LOVELY

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# LOVELY LIKE A FOX!
Hello missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Thank you thank you thank you.
I'm so pleeeeeeased.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# What did I do?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# o_o
What arrived at mine yesterday? THINK man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# only posh girls "arrive"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Apparently I'm posh.
According to northerners (read: my family) chavs and scallies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# OH COOL.
Glad you like it :) :):) :) ) :):):):):):)::
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Like it?
I was gleeing like a motherbitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# :D
LOVELOVELOVEJUMPPOUNCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# It is going to take pride of place in the corridor
that shall henceforth be known as the gallery. I've got some of my mate's photography up in there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Take a picture of the gallery for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Shall do, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# was it a tramp with a weeping boil offering to sharpen your shears?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I didn't know you knew where I lived...
ba-ziiiing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I do
so I sent a guy round with a mirror

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah, if I had a face like yours
I wouldn't want to keep any of my mirrors either. *throws pens at retreating Nibes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# gah!
*fumes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *sniffs*
Smells like petrol. Mmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *hits with shoe*
rather lully dragonfly. How is dragonfly mayde?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *real lol*
you're such a cunt, Dix
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# \o.
real lol back at ya :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# being a complete technophobe
a long long time, from photo i took years ago
(Smashing Pasties, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# uncle dragonfly rapes daddy dragonfly in the ass
after he shots his loads inside daddy dragonfly's ass and rubs his shitty cock on his face, the little uncle dragonfly's sperm start to travel inside daddy dragonfly's body. From his ass the reach the gonads, where they kill all of daddy dragnonfly's own sperm.
So when daddy dragonfly finally get to have some cuddle time with mummy dragonfly, it's uncle dragonfly's sperm that daddy dragonfly's goonna shoot on mummy dragonfly tits and face.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Well, I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# me too
we should do it again sometimes
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Oooh nice
we will be gentle and lube up first
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# well, it is below 50kb
i don't think it's been stolen
it is an image
it's not toap

So unfortunately I'm forced to be gentle...*sigh*
*lubes*
*bums*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Well done Pashing Smarties!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# OI I'M A SMARTIE PASH ME NOW~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# this are nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# You got the hardest part out of the way...
it's all kittens and ilovehorses now!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Needs more bosom

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)