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# you've got to love Xara

from vector spline to 3d shape and back in 0.000001 of a second. so cool
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Oh that's very good.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# it's literally as easy as clicking and dragging the mouse
once you've drawn the first pink line
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *world crumbles around her*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# A bit like sex then?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hee hee it's like a girl who's never had it talking about it
'then he put his thingy in my you know where and I started to do an orgasm'
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# HAHAH
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Where?
Homebase?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# i'd put my thingy in YOUR homebase
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# B or Q?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# you luuuuuuurve teh cock
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Don't take this the wrong way
but because I don't know what you sound like, you've always got the voice of Fred Schneider.

So that was bloody awesome.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# it wasn't a rock!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It was a....
ROCK LOBSTER!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahaa splendid!
I actually sound like Orlando Bloom irl
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# OH GOOD.
Some people really hate the b52s, I have no idea why.

Awwww ittle Orlando. You must one day talk to me in Pirates of the Caribbean quotes, so I can get my Captain awn.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# This shot isn't meant for you.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# AVAST!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *actual size:P
'ningles mr. teh toats!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# what takeaway did you have?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Cheese and ham sarnie
WIth spicy humus instead of marg:P
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# this is reminding me of the Disney channel
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# No it dis'nae
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Very impressive,
but if that's all it can do then I think that all the time and effort of programming it has been slightly wasted.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# next he'll make one out of pure glass
in a subtle purple haze

it'll be worth it then :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# it's a lovely cheap little vector package
www.xara.com/gallery
some people are better with it than others, for example...
site.xara.com/gallery/artist.asp?artist=vladimir
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# see, I'd love to start doing 3d stuff
I've got Blender, but find it totally incomprehensible
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# there's people who put space ships in orbit around saturn that find blender incomprehensible
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# good so it's not just me
actually I might have a crack at pov ray

hehe

I think I'll find it easier than blender....
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# A quick google reveals that that was originally developed on the Amiga.
*loves*

Alternatively, ZBrush is good but not free unfortunately.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# originally known as dkb trace
after david becker the dude who created it

I think I have the amiga disk for that somewhere

but I never used it, might be funny to have a go, and spend 12 hours rendering a glass cube on a chessboard :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Xara is a 2d package
this 3d spinny thing is literally it taking the 2 spline and just doing that to it!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# christ!
:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Cheap is too expensive for me.
I could do with a decent animation package for Linux though.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahaa
My guess is you might just do this for a living :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Ooh awesome.
Nice cdc, too :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# how long does it take to reticulate the splines?
/simcityhumourblog
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *llamas*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# *whooshes over head*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# it looks like a cock to me.
but "spline" is good.

I shall forthwith refer to my cock as my spline.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)