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# there was a man on the tube just now
as i came back from lunch, and he had a bag of bananas from tescos, and he took them out one by one, peeled them, and ate four of them in sucession.
That's weird, isn't it. It's not just me that thinks that's weird, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:11, archived)
# I work with someone ,..
That did that once (convinced themselves they needed more potassium) ,.. they were very unwell afterwards.

Bananas are dangerous,.. Dole are the overlords.

-David
(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:12, archived)
# I've got a friend
who used to swear that if you ate too many bananas in one go you died from potassium overdose
(edit) spooky coincidental posting
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:13, archived)
# great minds
etc. ;)
(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:24, archived)
# would have been more interesting
if after peeling them he started asking them questions like " is that you fredda?" and with no response eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:14, archived)
# quite weird enough already tho
I think. I might have moved seats if he'd started chatting them up.
You're coming to the party ain't you breel?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:17, archived)
# try stopping me
earsocks and all
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:19, archived)
# perhaps
he took that Mark Shuttleworth (pass it on) thing a bit too seriously... either that or he has a potassium deficiency...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:14, archived)
# did you see
in metro this morning, a chap wrote in saying "well, I was wearing a monkey suit, you're all spoilsports..."
bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:16, archived)
# being unemployed
i have o need to take public transport and therefore don't get to read Metro anymore.. i really miss my horroscope.. they are the best
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:18, archived)
# You're a Saggitarius, right?
I mean an Aries... no, a Capricorn... no, a Gemini...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:22, archived)
# virgo
the only sign to be
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:22, archived)
# you will
be using the internet in the near future.
(que, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:30, archived)
# oooh
i used to go out with a virgo.. he always claimed he had "leo rising" though, the tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:34, archived)
# how
did Leo feel about this? arf!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Leo
is welcome to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:41, archived)
# where did you go
for your lunch?
(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:14, archived)
# as..
long as he ate then and didn't stick them up his bum, cause that would have made you (and himself) uncomfortable..
(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:16, archived)
# perhaps
he had cramp
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:15, archived)
# that im afraid
seems pretty much normal tube dweller behaviour..the amount of weirdos i used to encounter up there!
(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:20, archived)
# you could have countered by
opening your purse, and after a while peeringr inside and asking: "Got enough air in there?"
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:25, archived)
# yes its weird
bananas are disgusting and cannot be eaten by normal people

interesting fact - bananas used to have seeds in them! but they were bred out of them over many years

i dont like bananas
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Fact 2
Monkeys eat bananas up the other way to humans and they are much easier to open that way,... stupid human opposible (sp?) thumb bullshit mofos.

Word to the gangsta monkies!
(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:33, archived)
# I don't like peaches
- they have got big stones
I like bananas
Because they have no bones
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:15, archived)