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# Bagpiping
always good for orifice-lacking partners.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *looks up on urbandictionary*
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Apparently it's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Maybe...
but can it beat a soapy tit-wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I don't think many things can.
Breasts were made to be wet and soapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# .......
*runs off for wank cold shower*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Except tiny ones
I would imagine that'd just stop you getting purchase, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# True.
But that would be classed as a soapy tit rub, though, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Well you're very right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Asymetry has always been my problem.
I'm considering surgery to have more left added.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Asymmetry is NORMAL. It is the way of things.
Your feet aren't the same size as each other, men's bollocks aren't.... etc.

Are you a lady then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Nope.
I just lean funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Ah.
Well, yes, asymmetry is normal. Anybody looking for a perfectly symmetrical partner will be consigned to either the realdoll waiting list or a plastic surgeon's post-op waiting room. FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Oh absoloutley.
Perfect symmetry is largely a photoshop trick, these days. With models eyes being fliped from one side of their face to the other, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Being a flatfish, with my mouth on the side of my head
I'm no stranger to asymmetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# No. Definately not.
Especialy if it's a stubbley armpit.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Reminds me a little of
something I watched on channel 4 once

*shudders and bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *does the same*
BUT WHY!?!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ^This
But *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ^ Does that ^
*shudders and then laughs*

Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# For fear of boking,
Bagpiping?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Shagging your partner's armpit.
Stand in front of partner, get them to put their arm by their side having lubed their armpit and slide your little nozzle in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# You sound like you may have let Mr Wow perform this! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Not Mr Wow.
My ex was very into trying new things, though. Including 'where you can fuck ladies that isn't the usual places if they get themselves into uncomfortable positions'.

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ear sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Never done, people can get the FUCK AWAY FROM MY EARS.
I'm deaf enough already.

Knee sex though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i love ears
especially big ears. i'd like nothing better than to nibble on martin clunes' lugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# He looks like my dad, but only when my dad is drunk.
So no, no clunes for me. Or Morrisey, the twat (yeah, both of them).

Caroline Aherne'd get it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# my dad looks like
the bastard offspring of david jason and jack nicholson, with added eyebags.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Your dad sounds quite lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# he is a fucking ugmo.
what my mother ever saw in him, i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# You said the Jack word.
Now all I see is Jack.



Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# jack?
jackjackjack
jackjackjack
jackjackjack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Even when he's 90 I will still be totally fine with jumping his bones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# when he's 90
that's all he'll have left!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I had that last time I went to Newcastle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Right
now having said my post OUT LOUD AT WORK in a Geordie accent I'm still RISsing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahahaha
Nee as in no. I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Scotish you silly man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I was wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# My ex used to like it in her ear
Every time I pushed Mr Winky towards her mouth, she turn her head to the side so it went in her ear...

www.instantrimshot.com/
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ^ Oh, a woo to this.
I used to like bus stops. While the busses were still running. Mind you, you had to not check the timetable ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
I haven't heard anyone use that term for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *hums Mull of Kintyre knowingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# A point actually
Do you also have to made strange wailing sounds to the tune of Auld Lang Syne?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# OCH WAILYWAILYWAILY
Sorry. Wee Free Captain, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# jings!
nac mac feegle wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'd make an awesome Kelda.
I'm PERFECT for it. Except for the lack of Scottish. I'll just have to hold onto one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# i wouldn't!
i can boss men about until the cows come home, but i couldn't handle having hundreds of kids!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I've been to Edinburgh once.
Wanna hold mine? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Niiiiiiice try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I shall from this day forth be unable to think about Mull of Kintyre...
Without thinking of armpit sexytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Pfft, I never could.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:20, archived)