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[challenge entry] I've never been this far away from home...

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(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I think I have
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I would give her the bone of love,
but only if she didnt talk at all!

Edit: And did anyone else see Keith Allen on Soccer AM the other week and think he was a complete and utter twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Imagine
the shock when you woke up and saw her the next day!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Better than waking up next to her dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# the fat little chav
was in the paper yesterday with her tiny tits out and peroxide blonde hair. She's a foul little chubby common beast and I would not even under torture.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Oh really?
Linkage?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I don't have a scanner hooked up but hang on for a shitty
camera shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# don't click too fast.
seems I have 110 fotos to import from my phone
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Do not fear young Pasanon!
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1164003.ece

NSFW obviously....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Kill me now!
"Lily got something off her chest and peeled off her shirt to reveal a couple of chart-toppers."

Dear god.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# and very nice they are too
in the first pic i thought they were plastic,but thankfully they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I think Lilly Allen's cute,
her music is psuedo-cockney trash a la Kate Nash, but I'd only kick either of them out of bed to have rampant animal sex on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha she's not fucking chubby.
Christ, no wonder little girls have anorexia now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# she's grotesque!
when she is lifting herself from the pool she looks like she's carrying elephant twins ;) ( slideshow )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# It's really good you'll never see me naked.
Although well done for adding to my bastard of a mood, it's helping in my antifilter rants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# haha.
I'm only prejudiced against big arses when it comes to sex. As I'll be sleeping with neither you or Lily it really does not matter. If I'm not going to fuck you, you can have the biggest arse in the world and I'll not notice if you make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Not ALL fatties are funny, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# pfft.
That depends upon their repertoire my dear. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I LIKE BIIIIIIIG BUTTS AND I CAN@T DENY!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Dont worry, I went to The Sun website.
I feel all dirty!

She has got rather porky hasnt she!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Ah right, I did not bother to look as I did not think they would be in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Link!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Look above a bit you perv!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Sorry.
My eyesights not what it used to be.

My optician's mystified by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# what
that's porky is it? Jeeziz

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# She's chubby?
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# "Are they big? I like 'em big! "
"They're enormous"
"Really. Very, very big"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Yeah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# It's from the Italian Job.
The real version. Professor Peach likes 'em big.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen it
but found it boring as hell. I don't think I was in the mood and minis are shit cars as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Yup.
I make it a general rule to never buy a car that doesn't have enough room in the boot for two dead adults.

You never know when you may need the space.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Don't do that dear,
it gives them ideas.
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# she's barely a cup size
bigger than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# she's not fat in the slightest
crikey o bikey.

Dude, if people took photos of my breasts on the beach the beating that they would get would be INDESCRIBABLE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, matey.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ere be pirates
and ugly people
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Ya has a woman's beard ma Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Daddy's girl?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Thats the first guy you see when you go into a new pub for the first time
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# And the jukebox stops playing...
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# and then a cowboy goes flying out the door
followed by a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# and the chorus line of Cherie Blair lookalikes sing,
"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I demand - DEMAND
to see this fillum
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# And a young rick mail is in the background
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# But it were still too 'eavy!
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# dont stray from the Paathh
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# And someone starts tuning the banjos...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
see shag
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# looks my auntie
only less hairy.
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Looks like...
Amy Winehouse
(Belgaer is, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:50, archived)