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Hey guys I just found Jordan's will

I'm in the process of selling it to the tabloids, but here's a sneaky peak

Edit: just noticed what a shoddy job I did :P

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hahaha!

That sex video she's in is priceless. I've seen more facial expressions on Joan Rivers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

Joooooaaannnn Rivers,

Wider than a mile.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

I'm cutting you in style some daaaaaay

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

arf!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

I for one would like to see some Joan Rivers pron*.

*May not like to see Joan Rivers pron

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

that reminds me

I really have to get rid of that burnt plastic

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

Melted rotting plastic with the face of an arse surely?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

Best of all the smells

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

Piss off, what about petrol?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

surely the best smells are the self produced ones?

Pull my finger.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

Hah, you should have got to me before my dad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

You are Elizabeth Fritzl

AICMFP

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

you're Austrian?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

I piss on your mind!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

Hey I only just washed my hair

and now I've got to clean the cum out of my pants...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

*Österreicher Witz*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

Only when it is poored on Cheeky Girls

And lit

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

FUCKING LOVELY PETROL

such a great smell

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

Oh my word, yes.

They should turn it into a perfume or something. Although I'd then just be sat with my head in my t shirt sniffing myself all day.

Right, bye all, got shit to do. Keep huffing the fumes, Nibes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:02, archived)

So would I

If you'd let me

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:02, archived)

My dad warned me about men like you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

What, ones with cocks?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

Better tell him he was right

Inhales

My favourite smell in the whole world is wood smoke

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

Petrol is a great, great smell.

Best of all the smells.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

You're more fickle than I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

you can get one called diesel

But it's crap for burning down warehouses

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:08, archived)

And even shitter at acting.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

He should be taken away in a vin

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

You are Inspector Clouseau

AICMFP

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

Hah Wrong

I am Ooficer Crabtree

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

'Tler!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Hahaha...

N O O N A L L !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

Noon Wobbly One

...seemed a bit rude that nobody had greeted you in 20 minutes. Where are your manners b3ta?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

Hahaha... Noon BHW!

* I read that as... Where are your hammers b3ta?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

Moom WaOaBaBaLaYa BaLaOaKaEa

Noon awl

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

Yea..

I u^an^ad^ae^ar^as^at^an^ad w^ah^aa^at y^ao^au a^ar^ae s^aa^ay^ai^an^ag a^an^ad I t^ah^ai^an^ak t^ah^aa^at i^as t^ah^ae c^ao^ar^ar^ae^ac^at s^ap^ae^al^al^ai^an^ag..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

siht detrats reven d'i hsiw i

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

kcoc

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

?emos tnaw

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

!tuo eno tup tsuj evah I ,sknaht oN

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

Unusually enough the killing hammers have yet to be deployed today...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

Maybe they would all get there hammers out...

if I showed you all a picture of my big cock on my keyboard?

Cock on Keyboard
NSFW

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

who's jordan and have they snuffed it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

^May contain wishful thinking^

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

arf !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

haha

Peter Andre came to HMV in Slough once to sign his album - there were three people in the queue, two of whom thought it was the queue for the tills

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

YES!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

ahahahahahahahaha

the poor bastard :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

FAKE!

it's joined up writing . . .
gleeeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

FAKE!

You can see the ~~seams~~ tear marks

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

the lawers cleaned it up

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

~~joined up~~

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

~~joined up writing~~ silicone

EDIT: LEET O CLOCK

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

Fear your synchronous skillz0rz

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

I've got all the codez

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

ZOMGZ HAXORS

HAXOR NOOBS 1V1 w/o SPLOITS
I PWN U NOOBZILLA!!!!!!!!

I TOLLAY LIKE PWN U NOOB LIKE NSTUFFRITE?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 13:50, archived)