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[challenge entry] Shazzam!


It feels a bit too Q&D posting above such class but here goes.....

From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 450 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaha you can't say shazam!
Peter Griffin screams that when he ejaculates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
#
how do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Who knew that early astronauts were so fat?
You live and learn.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I have a fungineering degree!
"We're whalers on the moon!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# My old optician is called Peter Griffin
do you know him?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Biblically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# It's a Revelation!
I'm *so* sorry
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# You have caused Lamentations
:-( with your punge.


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I keep trying to remember to shout
Diiiiive or
Wham, there's my love

but something makes me forget at the crucial moment
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# One of my exes once shouted the name 'Simon' in bed.
Happily, they're now married.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# all's well that ends well
still, bit of a blow. I turned a girl lez for about a week once.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'm surprised I didn't realise
it's very obvious to me now that he was just kidding himself trying to be with me. Although, in true Pete way, he said the nicest thing about it:

'Well you were my last shot at being straight. If any woman could keep me, it'd be you.'

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# what a sweety.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# You're not wrong, he's a wonderful poppet.
His hubby's glorious, too. Really sweet and tiiiiny ittle chap. Aw. Pete's about your build, but Kev's much smaller, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Look at it this way
After you no other woman could compare :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# :D
Hehe, well, how kind.

TBH every breakup has been entirely worth it to find my special little Lamblet.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Thunder...Thunder...
THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# He Man FTW.
I have the POWEEEEEEEEER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# 5! Duuuuh! 4! Duuuuh! 3! Duuuuh! 2! Duuuuh! 1.....
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!


1...oh crikey

Celebration pic in new thread or here?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Anything can happen in the next half-hour!
Or...eight minutes. Tops.

STINGRAY! DA-NA-NA-DA-NA

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Mariiiiiiiiinaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# what a cunt...
nicely shopped though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I was gonna fuck him up properly
but I just don't have the time.

:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I think it does something bad to your 'puter
if you have an image of the git-wizard open in tattyshop for too long a time.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *closes*
That must be what happened to my pc at home!

Now when I open photoshop it pixelates everything!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
#
it's all a big con anyway! he chews oxygum! you can see that as he's just about to blow a bubble gum bubble!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# for his terrible mouth-acne?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Nioce taggage.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# how sweet
he has your name tattooed on him:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# He loves me!
I've told him not to hold his breath but he wouldn't listen!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Is David Blaine's only trick constantly looking like a confused and hungover student?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# arrrrrrg
kill it with hammers and big blocks of ice!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Pot and Kettle?
I'm still having treatment after looking at some of your stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# eeeeeeuwww, that hand is creeping me out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:11, archived)