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# Quick and dirty, because i've not done one in a while.
and I still got bored mid way through. (Just ignore the mouth area. The rest is OK).

CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I'm OOOOOOOOOOOLD GREEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I've got a Manginaaaaaa
Love games?
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Moving too fast, this isn't a race ooh
Baby back off and lower the pace now
Slow it down, and give me some space, mmmh
Moving too fast, this isn't a race. ah ah
*funky music insert*
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Moving too fast this isn't a race ooooh
Will you back off and lower the pace now?
Slow it down, and give me some place.
Moving too fast this isn't a race.
I'm Old Gregg
I know I think you said
Come on don't make me beg now
'cause I'm not your regular guy
don't be shy
do you love me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# what the fuck are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# words.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I thought you hated the boosh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I do.
I just copied some words from some place frequented by studenty geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# the things you learn whilst grooming eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Ha!
nice one Archie...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# AAAARGH!
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH SPORKING SPOONS!

*fucking hates Old Greg. It creeps her, the fuck, out!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# This, except not Old Gregg.
The Crack Fox, however....


*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I spend most of the Boosh
with my face hidden behind a pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Are you very ickle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Nope
But I have HUUUUUUGE cushions.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hmmmm, why not.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# for some reason
to me it looks like howard dressed up as old gregg.

but it's still WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# They're not bloody dead
I heard them having sex when I came home last night.

Was very tempted to shout through the keyhole "GET IN THERE MY SON!" but thought against it.

Edit: Did the random thread creator delete their own thread or was it a Mod edit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Really nice though.
You know exactly where to leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Heh, you do love your zombies!
I remember watching the Video Dead (mentioned on your page). Doesn't one of them get a steam iron in the head?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Oh yes.
That's a well daft film, but pretty cool none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Nice
Houseparty of the Dead 4 coming soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Milk and two sugars, please
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Would you like a boil with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ooooOOOooo!
yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Ghost Story dead body FTW!!!
*geek*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I've got that movie!!
Old VHS lying around somewhere.
It's funny in a cheap, 80's way. Especially all the zombie film references.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Wed 21 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Films that do all that referencing other films usually annoy me,
but this one did it kinda well.

Did you know the budget came from Sam Raimi's Evil Dead 2 salary? He exec produced it and added some voices to it I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# That I did not know.
You are the zombie master and your blog's wicked.
Braindead is my favorite zombie film ever, but I've always wanted to see Zombie Flesh Eaters as I've heard soooo many good things about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Wed 21 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# 'ning b3ta
is it zombie shift?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:00, archived)