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[challenge entry] who needs photoshop.....

From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(tacrossman, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# it's a good un
however is 400kb, should be around 50 plz. Try using photoshop's save for web option. Or some other optimisation thingy.

*goes to fry some bacon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# you do
so that you can optimise your images before posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ouchies
please don't break the internets...

put the image on the b3ta uploader, it will shrink it for you....

edit your post don't delete :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# b3ta uploader will spit
it back out as it is too big for that too ( 400Kb maximum for that )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# oh ok
*learns*
Edit: I don't think he's coming back to fix it.
:(
Edit Edit: He has!! YAY!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# ooops
sorry internet.....should be beterer now
(tacrossman, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
#
you may have a click now :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hi5
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# good job
that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# yay
thanks...
(tacrossman, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *glees*
Liz never buys the rounds!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# *GLEES*
less than a week!

i have so much revision to do for the exam on saturday morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Saturday exam?
Fuck that shit, as they say...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Good luck with that
Yup one week to go:D
I have a stupid amount to do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# 6 Days and counting. It's going to be mad isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# fully sick dude!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# thats what thorpey reckons!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Is that maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
in a MadChester 'Large it' kind of way....

or maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

in a more mad scientist kind of fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
30/70 respectively
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# yup
Unfortunately there a load of lurkers with one or two post that are coming, It's nothing personal but it's really going to be a huuuuuj squeeze at the venue without them. It's going to be worst with! I wish rob hadn't've put something in the newsletter about it.
I'm working on a wet weather plan just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Tell everyone to bring a boardgame they can play inside.
Bagsey Ker-Plunk.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# lots of them wont turn up
and those that do may become full time b3tans. I became a lot more regular after the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# nice one
we seem to be having one of those days today.
using the edit tab^ replace your image with this
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/funnymonies.jpg
and read this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

edit/ well done on the fix, have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# i
would like to join in this flame as i rather enjoy being a hypocrit.

x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# too soon man too soon
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# you just sit at the back
and wait until you are forgiven. And put that dunce hat back on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hoi that's my hat
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I had a dream last night that they changed this image challenge to another one
due to some legal problems with this one, and I was the only person who'd noticed.

I may have to take a few days away from the internet, I'm having B3ta dreams again.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# what's with the sig?
shocksite i haven't seen?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# heh...
www.octopusgirl.com

VERY NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I like octopussies and girls..
therefore I like this site.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# oh my fucking god!
I don't know whether to be disgusted, amused or envious of the octopus.

I tried googling for it yesterday and found the one with eels in her arse...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# you mean assfish?
...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Eurgh, I saw that before...
Looks like a one-eyed Cthulhu...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# AH
Whaaaaaat?

O_O


RSPCA WILL NOT LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# How do you know it wasn't consensual?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I often have dreams
where I am photoshopping things, they often get mingled with dreams about whatever game I have been recently playing. My dreams have been weird and involving Medieval TW 2 recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# oh thank fuck
i'm so glad someone else gets b3ta dreams, i always panic when i get them....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# i had a dream
after rob told me off for nazi-ing the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# did it involve
a ginger bloke in a tin hat spanking you with a riding crop?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# *burst into tears
Yes, oh god yes, please help me. It's all true
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# nocturnal emmisions are perfectly natural
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hehe
anyway, beddie byes...laters
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# yay!
her maj looks best pleased
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# You could always try this!!!! (online photoshop)
www.splashup.com/splashup/Splashup.swf
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# good lord.
As somebody who dabbles in flash programming, WOW.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Good work!
and well done on the edit!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:29, archived)