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and incase I'm yet to ram it down your virtual throat yet...
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From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I must be fucking stupid.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Currant sea
Currency...

100% pure groan
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I know
but it was lurking in my head and i had to purge
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# It's ok,
I've seen worse.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# it's
a currant sea.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Are you Welsh?:P
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# boyo.
in nationality: no

prediliction for sheep: a resounding yes
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# It's just the
They're currents, see?!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# a speech
inflection contracted from sexual contact with the any even-toed unglate.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# AHA
See, I knew it was me.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Why?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I RISed for some time also
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Thank God.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Well I had to filename
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I didn't even think to do that.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# the worst bit was whilst i was sat here going
currant sea
currant sea

what does he mean currant sea?

Hmm.

Oh


Oh gad.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Well I saw it when I CFBd
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I thought it was loads of dead beetles.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# <facetious> dead beetles
your the winner.. It's actually 20 pounds worth of dead beetles.. the real pun is that the words for the weight and for the british note are the same.

Well done.

/facetious

:p

oh and the woman who burst into tears early had just had a rapant sexual affair and her husband's a runner and you just triggered the guilt.

x
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I sincerely hope so
I haven't seen her since.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# or
She had to run very hard from the clutches of death and was fragile.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
#
fucking stupid completely lovely. Yep, you certainly are.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# :-) you're one of about three people who keep saying this.
I've decided you're all sweet but insane.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :(
Right!

I see.

It's like *that*, is it?

Edit: I'm a horse, I'm a horse - I can FLY!!! REALLY I CAN!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Right, that's four people I've offended today without meaning to.
Oops.

Sorry.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I've not been offended yet.
Give it a crack if you want
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# If I offend one more I might just have to burst into tears
so no.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Pickle,
I was only messing....

*hugs*

C'mon, my brave little soldier.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# :-)
I'm really not sure what's going on though, I made someone cry earlier just by saying she looked like she'd just been for a run.

Covered in sweat, hair everywhere, panting. What the hell did she think she looked like?

*hug*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I thought that said 'nun'
but it didn't
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# been for a nun?
That's a quite a hefty lunch.

;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Back in a moment, darling
just off for a quick nun.

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
#

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Yaaaaay heffalump.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I'm offended that you refuse to offend me
PARADOX

*BURSTS

*takes it all back
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *punts*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ooof
yeah, that's the stuff
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Well, you seem like a decent kind of a chap
So I wouldn't dream of it!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# how very kind
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I wont resist an chance
we've run some tests your actually not a lord of saccharine but a duke of aspartame.


ps. has google refused to return results for anyone else?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hah
I am actually the Prince of Inverted Glucose
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Arrgghhh!
*runs*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# ruler
of a thousand grains of Nutrasweet
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# you may kiss my sweet sweet ring
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# you complete bitch!


/5
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# you're up early
and that number scares me.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# busy day at Chez Millea
and your sig fills me with glee beyond words.

:)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# mittens on kittens
about time for another tune i think.

can't help but sing along to the previous one.

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Yeah but you love that about me.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# DO I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN RUNNING!!!??


*SOBS*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# If you looked hot and sweaty
I don't think I'd be able to string the sentences together.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# like that Our Kelly and his "I mistakenly believe I can fly" song
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# That'd be the one
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Oh christ.
*spangs*
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Raisin the bar with that pun.



(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Don't try to get ahead of DTH,
he's the sultana puns!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# this really grapes my squildo
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# That's a vine pun sir :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# you sound like a dehydrated homosexual
yes that's right.. a dried fruit.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# You seem awesome,
fancy a date?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# careful..he'll grab yer plums!


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# He's prune* dangerous,
I shall back away now.

*proven
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# don't be so petit (verdot)
have we lost yet?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I'm out, I got 4.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You
pipped me to that post..

sorry for the delay.. i went and had a bath. I doubt you'll even seed this.


and with that i think we are even.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# stop wine-ing
there'll vi-none of that!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# uuggghhhh....
that deserves a Hadouken-style Spang

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# big fan of the anim
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I've been there.
I've certainly been near it enough times.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I've been to Frankfurt
for an afternoon.
That is all.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Did you have a lovely time?
Did you rub your willy on the furnishings?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I didn't have a lovely time. there were germans there.
and I ALWAYS rub my willy on the furnishings.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# There are nice ones.
One of them's called Adi, he's lovely.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I shall rub my willy on him when I visit next
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I shall tell him to prepare himself.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:19, archived)