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# Oooooooh,


You would.
(Fu5i0n, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:27, archived)
# you would, would you?
you would photoshop a kitten's head on to hers?
well, get on with it then, i look forward to seeing the results.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:29, archived)
# No
you musn't it's not muntycinting right and i won't have it
/sulks
(Fu5i0n, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:37, archived)
# thank god for that
more intelligent looking pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:40, archived)
# Dammit
yet again beaten at the post by a obvious wit post. Bugger
(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:42, archived)
# you know me and pussies...
etc etc etc... MIKE where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:43, archived)
# true
I think I need to drink more at work then I would be quicker and funnier and dead sexy as well
(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:46, archived)
# a marked
improvement
(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:40, archived)
# Yes Please
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:42, archived)
# As long as this isn't Female or Shemale? Pt.3
Yup indeedy. Sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:30, archived)
# damn
she is lovely. even if she turns out to have a weiner, i don't care. i want her.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:32, archived)
# who's
that?!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:33, archived)
# .
thank god someone else didn't know either
(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:39, archived)
# It's of course
Holly Valance, latest 'pop star' to be created by 'producers' who can see nothing put pound signs.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:48, archived)
# she wouldn't
even have to beg me
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:34, archived)
# just to put you all off,
she used to be in Neighbours.
(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:35, archived)
# the lovely 'flic'
or so I'm told

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:36, archived)
# I knew too,
don't worry.
(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:41, archived)
# wow, another generic blonde.
oh.happy.day.
is that really good then?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:39, archived)
# Never dis generic blondes
Apparantly they have nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:40, archived)
# and they pray for world peace and
would like to work with children and animals and teach the world to sing.

handy that.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Strange that
Must be a "sickly speech" gene in their make-up.........see what I did there ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:49, archived)
# If theres
that many pretty blondes going about can i have one?

Please.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:49, archived)
# As i was trying to say....
I'll do you an ugly blonde and a kebab.
(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:53, archived)
# Go for it
Would be interesting to see !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:54, archived)
# I'll take you up on that
offer.

I'm desperate and have no morals
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:57, archived)
# Or you could drink loads,
which will have the same effect, at least until the next morning.
(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:58, archived)
# I'ver tried that
I you could see some of the pit fiends i've had you would feel very sorry for me, and just get me the kebab and blonde.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:02, archived)
# just have the kebab,
at least then there's no chance of disappointment.
(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:05, archived)
# Thanks for the
advice.

You should have your own agony column in b3ta.

'Dr.Amarella's page of hope, for people like you who just cant pull, because your too drunk all the time'
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:10, archived)
# yay for pep
i was trying to convey that above but i don't know if it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:57, archived)
# horaah!
it did.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:01, archived)
# but pep
has the wit that we lack.
(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:04, archived)
# I am an automated system
it's all stored in my extensive database.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:06, archived)
# cool!
Want it!
(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:07, archived)