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Click HERE for story.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Haha very well done.
And she's a muppet. She should realise stars aren't allowed to have beliefs.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Arf!
I knew it'd be a matter of time until you had a way of putting this that I've been struggling for since reading about it this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# what a total bitch
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Hah, Jodie Foster's said something she shouldn't recently.
www.hollywoodgrind.com/jodie-foster-hates-weakness/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# HaHaHa!
Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I've seen it reported in several different places.
Make of that what you will.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Thugsy Malone
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# She hates weakness.... was caught cheating on her partner of however many years recently.
How are you today, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# not too bad thanks, m'lovely
not too bad at all.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I am eating a massive homemade BLT sandwich (tiger bread)
so am absolutely excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# damn, that sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# It's really one of the nicest things I've ever put in my mouth.
And tonight, for dinner, homemade chowder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# cor!
must be getting near lunchtime now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :-( my sandwich is all gone.
*pines*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# she's only saying
what we're all thinking

I get annoyed when celebrities aren't allowed to speak their minds. She's not a politicain, she's a fucking actress
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *raises hand* erm, I'm not thinking that.
Last time I checked, schoolchildren and general proles don't control China's foreign policies and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# This.
But Bono needs to be shot.

EDIT: I say "shot", I mean "should shut up", obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Stand up for yourself man!
Extremists should be shot in the kneecaps, then hung until nearly dead, then burned!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# OH GOD NOT THE BEES!
did you see what i did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Errr....
actually... no. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# youtube "The Wicker Man"
it'll become clear.

or maybe not, if you haven't seen the ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# You mean the NEW Wicker Man with NicCage I presume...
I refuse to touch that filth...

Now Gigli, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I have perfected the customary 'two fingers to you, new Wicker Man' in HMV movement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
NicCage's already low quality control slipped down another notch with that one methinks...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# it only works when you're drunk, i assure you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# No, no - you were right the first time.
he should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# /is scared of the interweb police raping me of my freedoms
FOR JUST A TURN OF PHRASE! AAAARRRRRRRRGH!

"Fight all the powers that divide us ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Is it a compo between celebs "who can say the most retarded thing?"
We all know Tom Cruise has won by a clear galaxy, but there is still second place to play for.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I don't know...
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields

EDIT: Thanks for all the b3taday good wishes :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Nice work, Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Well...
...apparently when Michael Barrymore was asked how Stuart Lubbock died, he said "Buggered if I know..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)