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# Apparently, the lack of Christian believers is to blame for Britain's prollems.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# erm...
...RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I believe in christians
I'm pretty sure I've seen one too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I saw one the other day
it was pecking at the apple tree, so I ran outside and scared it off.

"GO ON, GET! Bloody Christians! GO!"
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaand?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# You may need to explain this to me.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ...
The Bishop of Hangemandflogem has said that there's a moral vacuum in Britain because people aren't as credulous as they used to be. And that causes terrorism.

Or summink.

Well, you wouldn't expect sense from a man employed to have an invisible friend who lives in the sky...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Well in that case, Tally ho what what?
Top chap that Jesus fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Indeed
Useful at parties when the booze runs out
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Played volleyball internationally as well I think....
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# pfffttt...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Sky is up, ground is down.
Believe me and we could all be SAVED.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# This explains everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Also - Clocks are big, machines are heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I find these facts pleasing
and would like to subscribe to your quarterly factsheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# My watch disagrees,
functioning- as it does- as both a clock and a machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I have a cosh and a bag.
Your move, chuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *climbs in bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *beats anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# PASTY \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I need a pasty protector for Saturday
any takers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Forgive me
but doesn't the expression "by Jove" call witness from the Roman god Jupiter? Surely calling on a Roman god to validate one's Cristianity is a conflict of imaginary friends.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)